Waffles for Breakfast

Put on some blueberries
Cos I don't like 'em plain
Chow down in the land of the Charleston chews
In the middle of the football game
KFC chicken - wash it down with Hi-C
Yeah you got some first class chicken
But I can't eat it in the morning

CHORUS:
Cos I like waffles for breakfast
Waffles, eggs, and sausage is the best morning meal
Waffles for breakfast
But do you think I'd eat a baby seal?

The ghost of Aunt Jemima
And Mrs. Butterworth
Gobble them up at the IHOP restaurant
Then for lunch I hit a drive thru
I got four whoppers, shakes and French fries
But they don't have Mountain Dew
So I left a pretty little thing
For the Burger King
Down in the men's restroom

CHORUS
I've got cashews on the table
Cotton candy from the fair
Chocolate ice cream, I'm glad to see you
Cos you're the answer to my prayer
Asked for ice cream in my prayer at breakfast

Now I go to McDonald's
Every Friday in the afternoon
There's a girl standing at the counter
And I asked her if she would
Give me every number
One of every value meal
She said
"tell me are you super sizing?"
I said "Ma'am I am tonight!!"

CHORUS
Put on some blueberries
Cos I don't like 'em plain
Chow down in the land of the Charleston chews
In the middle of the football game
Chow down in the land of the Charleston chews
In the middle of the football game