-> "That's Right (Go Back to Texas)"
Original Song Title:
"That's Right (You're Not From Texas)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"That's Right (Go Back to Texas)"
Parody Written by:
Martha Irvin
The Lyrics
You say you're tired of Dubya
Man, as if I couldn't tell
You say your income tax is rising
And your job is shot to hell
And he's spending all our money
In Iraq and Afghanistan
Social Security's in a crisis
And this ain't the promised land
Say "Bush, go back to Texas"
That's right, go back to Texas
That's right, go back to Texas
D. C. don't need him anyway
That's right, go back to Texas
That's right, go back to Texas
That's right, go back to Texas
D. C. don't need him anyway
So I was, I was born and raised in freedom
And it means so much to me
But the Patriot Act came from out of Congress
Thanks to Bush and the G. O. P.
And when they passed this legislation
They asked me "Why put up a fight?"
"How come you're always going on about those civil rights?"
I said "That's right, go back to Texas"
That's right, go back to Texas
That's right, go back to Texas
D. C. don't need him anyway
(Repeat chorus)
Oh, his limo will look lovely
As we watch it pass on by
And we'll try to show him all five fingers
As we wave his car goodbye
Democrats once had the White House
We sho' enough did fine
And our budget finally balanced
And we had a prosperous time
Now Condi's up at State
And old Rummy's in the Pentagon
And Dick Cheney, he's out a-hidin'
In an secret location
That's right, go back to Texas
That's right, go back to Texas
That's right, go back to Texas
D. C. don't need him anyway
(Repeat chorus)
It's not OK in Oklahoma
In Arkansas, it's just not fair
And those old folks in Missouri
Worry 'bout their Medicare
At a ranch in Crawford, Texas
Is the place that Bush should be
And the nation will do well again
If the Democrats can beat the G. O. P.
And we'll say "That's right, go back to Texas"
That's right, go back to Texas
That's right, go back to Texas
D. C. don't need him anyway
(Repeat chorus)
So won't you, won't you let me help you, mister
Vote Democratic the way I do
And vote for Hillary if you, if you have to
And when the neocon right wing asks you why you just tell 'em
He's back in Texas
That's right, he's back in Texas
That's right, he's back in Texas
D. C. don't need him anyway
That's right, go back to Texas
That's right, go back to Texas
That's right, go back to Texas
D. C. don't need him anyway
(Repeat chorus 3 more times)
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