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Song Parodies -> "Atlanta Hawks"

Original Song Title:

"Your Secret Love"

Original Performer:

Luther Vandross

Parody Song Title:

"Atlanta Hawks"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

They were a good team, when they had Lenny Wilkens
They always got close, but saw no Finals berth
Pretending to all that they'd win a title someday
I didn't know that they would be so sorry
I didn't know that they would lose too much now
(They would be so sorry)

Atlanta Hawks, why can't they beat nobody?
Because the Hawks never were that good
Atlanta Hawks will never be a great team
I don't like Atlanta baby, it's breaking my heart

I wish they could take back Dominique and Kevin
Even li'l Spud Webb, slam-dunk champion
How could they blow it all? Oh, I can't take no more baby
I should've known that they would be so sorry
I should've known that they would lose too much now
(They would be so sorry)

Atlanta Hawks, why can't they beat nobody?
Because the Hawks couldn't win a ring
Atlanta Hawks will never be a great team
I don't like Atlanta baby, it's breaking my heart

I can't stand Atlanta now cause they're just a bunch of losers
I'm telling you from the start I won't root for the Hawks again
Even if they ever win again!

One good thing I know though, Baseball season's on its way
It's a shame it has to be like this, but I really miss the old days

Atlanta Hawks, why can't they beat nobody?
Because the Hawks never were that good
Atlanta Hawks will never be a great team
I don't like Atlanta baby, they're breaking my...my heart!

Atlanta Hawks, why can't they beat nobody?
Because the Hawks couldn't win a ring
Atlanta Hawks will never be a great team
Can't root for them, can't root for them...

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