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Song Parodies -> "Mambo No.5 Drugs Mix"

Original Song Title:

"Mambo No.5"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lou Bega

Parody Song Title:

"Mambo No.5 Drugs Mix"

Parody Written by:

Deltamatrix

The Lyrics

This song was inspired by Afroman's 'Because I got High' Its a sort of drugs awareness but mostly makes jokes about the situation drug addicts are in but does also highlight some issues in the world today.
Mambo No.5 Drugs Mix

1 2 3 4 5 Everybody in the council. Lets get high!
Take a deep puff of marajiana. They don't seem to want to but I really wanna
I owe millions of dough to the mob cause I'm just a cracked up drunken slob
My lungs are blacker than the aces of spades. I drink 50000 pints of beer each day.

The gear I take could start a riot cause drugs work for me like a balanced diet.
Cigarettes give me my daily bread. My brains drying up I'm almost dead
My nails are yellow. My hair turns grey. I'm tellin you this just ain't my day
But don't give me no lousy B's or C's. I know what I need

Chorus

A little bit of weed in my life
A little bit of speed by my side
A little bit of opium's all I need
A little bit of cocaine's what I see
A little marajiana real fun
A little bit of heroin all night long
A little bit of cannabis in my land
A little bit of E's makes me a man
WWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Verse 2

Well I wake up after a really rough night. I look to my right and I get a big fright.
I see this dirty girl in my sight who smells like she swam in puss all night
Well I don't remember no one night stand. This girl could never come into my land
A big fat girl laying my bed. She said "Hi My name is Fred"

Chorus

Verse 3
Jump up and down and shake it all around
Take one dose once and fall to the ground
Take one step left, one step right
One to the front, one to the side
Wave your hands once
Wave your hands twice
And if it looks like this your high!

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