Song Parodies -> Crushfest #5
| Original Song Title: | "Mambo #5" |
| Original Performer: | Lou Bega |
| Parody Song Title: | "Crushfest #5" |
| Parody Written by: | Mare Garrel |
I've been playing around with the idea of this since this song came out. The only problem was, my crushes changed pretty much every year.
One, two, three, four, five, if you wanna see my guys, ladies, get in line
for a view of precious manly hotness
My boys really are a set of lookers, I really don't wanna
Lose them to a female thief
Cause they've all swept me off my feet
Gimme Hasselhoff, Constantine, DJ, and Bobby
My buddies have told me, that I need a hobby
What else can I do, I've already come this far
My main boys make me feel like a star
Any hot guy, they're all good yeah, I'll take one
Just give me the sweet ones
A little bit of Hasselhoff in my life
A little bit of Constantine by my side
A little bit of Bobby's what I need
And just a bit of DJ's all I see
A little bit of Kenny on that stage
A whole lot of Springfield all night long.
A little bit of Sand Man, yes I can
Hey, let's not forget Lou, this song's main man
Look up, look down, there's lovin' all around
Move your mouth, make a sound, stomp your feet to the ground
One hot guy left another's right.
Circling around, every side
Like the hunk once, love the hunk twice
And if he looks like that, man you're lookin is right
A little bit of Hasselhoff in my life
A little bit of Constantine by my side
A little bit of Bobby's what I need
And just a bit of DJ's all I see
A little bit of Kenny on that stage
A whole lot of Springfield all night long.
A little bit of Sand Man, yes I can
Hey, let's not forget Lou, this song's main man
Hot stuff, more hot stuff.
Crushfest number five
A little bit of Hasselhoff in my life
A little bit of Constantine by my side
A little bit of Bobby's what I need
And just a bit of DJ's all I see
A little bit of Kenny on that stage
A whole lot of Springfield all night long.
A little bit of Sand Man, yes I can
Hey, let's not forget Lou, this song's main man
I do all to find a man who looks as good as you
They can run, but they can't hide
All those guys, they make me sigh
for a view of precious manly hotness
My boys really are a set of lookers, I really don't wanna
Lose them to a female thief
Cause they've all swept me off my feet
Gimme Hasselhoff, Constantine, DJ, and Bobby
My buddies have told me, that I need a hobby
What else can I do, I've already come this far
My main boys make me feel like a star
Any hot guy, they're all good yeah, I'll take one
Just give me the sweet ones
A little bit of Hasselhoff in my life
A little bit of Constantine by my side
A little bit of Bobby's what I need
And just a bit of DJ's all I see
A little bit of Kenny on that stage
A whole lot of Springfield all night long.
A little bit of Sand Man, yes I can
Hey, let's not forget Lou, this song's main man
Look up, look down, there's lovin' all around
Move your mouth, make a sound, stomp your feet to the ground
One hot guy left another's right.
Circling around, every side
Like the hunk once, love the hunk twice
And if he looks like that, man you're lookin is right
A little bit of Hasselhoff in my life
A little bit of Constantine by my side
A little bit of Bobby's what I need
And just a bit of DJ's all I see
A little bit of Kenny on that stage
A whole lot of Springfield all night long.
A little bit of Sand Man, yes I can
Hey, let's not forget Lou, this song's main man
Hot stuff, more hot stuff.
Crushfest number five
A little bit of Hasselhoff in my life
A little bit of Constantine by my side
A little bit of Bobby's what I need
And just a bit of DJ's all I see
A little bit of Kenny on that stage
A whole lot of Springfield all night long.
A little bit of Sand Man, yes I can
Hey, let's not forget Lou, this song's main man
I do all to find a man who looks as good as you
They can run, but they can't hide
All those guys, they make me sigh
In case anyone's curious, here's the list. Some are obvious. Hasselhoff = David Hasselhoff (duh) Constantine = Constantine Maroulis of American Idol, Bobby = Bobby Vinton, DJ = Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Kenny = Kenny Chesney, Springfield = Rick Springfield, Sand Man = Adam Sandler, and of course, as referenced, Lou = Lou Bega.
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I dig the OS lots! But where's Ben Affleck, Tom Cruise, Jim Carrey, and Brad Pitt in the song? LOL!! (j/k)! I could relate to your situation. I had lots of crushes over the years! And my crushes change over the years as well! I had been attracted to a bunch of hot guys ever since I was in diapers. (Sorry for sharing that)! My crushes consist of Emilio Estevez, Kyle MacLachlan, Jim Carrey, David Duchovny, Lochlyn Munro, and Devon Werkheiser (well, he's 18 and a legal adult now). Well, you already know that! I have lots of crushes too numerous to mention! When I would play my video games, I would name my characters after my fave celebs, but usually they would carry swords for their weapons. Well, I've already said enough! Take some lovesick, flirtatious 555's for this crushfest!!!
Yea...crushes here too. Your last 2 lines had me puzzled, though. 5's
Oh, I also forgot to add Bill Campbell and Jonathan Brandis (RIP) on my crushes list! Nice to sing/read this parody again, Mare. I hope you make more parodies like this!
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