Song Parodies -> Drunken Bugger No.1
| Original Song Title: | "Mambo No.5" |
| Original Performer: | Lou Bega |
| Parody Song Title: | "Drunken Bugger No.1" |
| Parody Written by: | Aussie Bob |
Hello! This is my first parody. It is about my favourite pasttime. I hope you like it.
1, 4, 3, 25
Come on, you blokes, come on, let's ride
To the pub just around the corner
Me mates said they want some beer and cigs, i am pretty a goner
Hangover like I had last week
I must stay boggered 'cause talk is cheap
I like bourbon, rum n coke, cognac and whiskey
And as I continue, you know I'm getting frisky
So what can I do, I ask you Lord
To me drinking is just a sport
Anything's grouse, come on, let me dunk it.
I just drink it through the trumpet
A little bit of Fosters I can blight
A little bit of XXXX which is light
A little bit of Carlton in a can
A little bit of VB, come on man
A little bit of Cascades in the sun
A little bit of Crowns coming along
A little bit of Heinekin I can dunk
A little bit of everything makes me drunk
(Burps)
Jump up and down and move it all around
Put your hands on the ground, lift your feet off the ground
Take one step back, one step left
One step front and one to the side
Turn around once and turn the other way twice
And if you didn't fall down, then you're going sober
A little bit of Fosters I can blight
A little bit of XXXX which is light
A little bit of Carlton in a can
A little bit of VB, come on man
A little bit of Cascades in the sun
A little bit of Crowns coming along
A little bit of Heinekin I can dunk
A little bit of everything makes me drunk
Dunk it
In the trumpet
Drunken Bugger No.1
A little bit of Fosters I can blight
A little bit of XXXX which is light
A little bit of Carlton in a can
A little bit of VB, come on man
A little bit of Cascades in the sun
A little bit of Crowns coming along
A little bit of Heinekin I can dunk
A little bit of everything makes me drunk
I went drunk on drinks like these
You can't run and you can't hide
Me and booze are gonna touch the sky.
Come on, you blokes, come on, let's ride
To the pub just around the corner
Me mates said they want some beer and cigs, i am pretty a goner
Hangover like I had last week
I must stay boggered 'cause talk is cheap
I like bourbon, rum n coke, cognac and whiskey
And as I continue, you know I'm getting frisky
So what can I do, I ask you Lord
To me drinking is just a sport
Anything's grouse, come on, let me dunk it.
I just drink it through the trumpet
A little bit of Fosters I can blight
A little bit of XXXX which is light
A little bit of Carlton in a can
A little bit of VB, come on man
A little bit of Cascades in the sun
A little bit of Crowns coming along
A little bit of Heinekin I can dunk
A little bit of everything makes me drunk
(Burps)
Jump up and down and move it all around
Put your hands on the ground, lift your feet off the ground
Take one step back, one step left
One step front and one to the side
Turn around once and turn the other way twice
And if you didn't fall down, then you're going sober
A little bit of Fosters I can blight
A little bit of XXXX which is light
A little bit of Carlton in a can
A little bit of VB, come on man
A little bit of Cascades in the sun
A little bit of Crowns coming along
A little bit of Heinekin I can dunk
A little bit of everything makes me drunk
Dunk it
In the trumpet
Drunken Bugger No.1
A little bit of Fosters I can blight
A little bit of XXXX which is light
A little bit of Carlton in a can
A little bit of VB, come on man
A little bit of Cascades in the sun
A little bit of Crowns coming along
A little bit of Heinekin I can dunk
A little bit of everything makes me drunk
I went drunk on drinks like these
You can't run and you can't hide
Me and booze are gonna touch the sky.
For anyone who does not know, Fosters, XXXX, Carlton, VB, Cascades, Crowns and Heinekin are brands of beer that is brewed and drunk in Australia (except for Heinekin).
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Hic....well done...hic....
good first ( belches loudly) parody
I'll drink to that 5's
I have seen VB here in the UK
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