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Song Parodies -> "Seniors Don't Have Lives"

Original Song Title:

"Mambo No. %"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lou Bega

Parody Song Title:

"Seniors Don't Have Lives"

Parody Written by:

Starlette Victory

The Lyrics

"Oh, it's your senior year! All you have to do is party and have fun and relax with your friends."HA!!!!I think people at my school have officially disproved that false notion.
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody's senior year, and we don't have lives
We have applications; buttloads of homework
We really want a break
But they really don't wanna
Let us sleep at all this week
I don't get sleep 'cause my time's not
I have college apps, internships, Physics and Econ
They said this was easy; they really had me conned
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To us, stressing is just like a sport
All of this work, it all sucks this year's hard, see:
We don't get to party

A few hours of college apps in my life
A few hours of Mock Trial crushes pride
A few hours of Spanish makes me bleed
A few hours of Pre-Cal I will scream
A few hours of Physics 201
A few hours of Econ all night long
A few hours of internships oh god damn
A whole year of this will make my mind jam...

Seniors don't have lives!

Run up and down the stairs, then turn around
Work on your vocal sound
Don't fall down on the ground
Send one form in; Do one tonight
Work off your hind; think of suicide
ACT once and SAT twice
And if you're not half dead, you're not doing it right

A few hours of college apps in my life
A few hours of Mock Trial crushes pride
A few hours of Spanish makes me bleed
A few hours of Pre-Cal I will scream
A few hours of Physics 201
A few hours of Econ all night long
A few hours of internships oh god damn
A whole year of this will make my mind jam...

This sucks!
This all sucks!
Seniors don't have lives!

A few hours of college apps in my life
A few hours of Mock Trial crushes pride
A few hours of Spanish makes me bleed
A few hours of Pre-Cal I will scream
A few hours of Physics 201
A few hours of Econ all night long
A few hours of internships oh god damn
A whole year of this will make my mind jam...

It is hard to
Get ahold of a girl like you
I call you up; you don't have time
Our workload's gonna make us die

Seniors don't have lives!

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'Cos I ain't no hollaback girl! - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
TOS is called "Mambo No. 5" not "mambo No. %". (Typing the percent, I realised why you call it the obscure name. The percent and the 5 are on the same key. If you press SHIFT at the same time as the 5 key, then you get a %. If you just hit the key, then a 5 comes up.)
kaitlyn haugh - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
this song is awesome it brings back memorys of highschool...but i think your senior year sucked more than mine...i had mostly easy classes and like 2-3 studies. ..well at least you will get into a good college...555
kaitlyn haugh - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
ps..who would take spanish in seinor year?? your making more work for yourself! por que????

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