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Song Parodies -> "Battle Fever J"

Original Song Title:

"Mambo #5"

Original Performer:

Lou Bega

Parody Song Title:

"Battle Fever J"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

This song is dedicated to a Japanese live-action superhero show from 1979,called Battle Fever J.
Ladies and Gentlemen,this is Battle Fever J

One,two,three,four,five
Everybody save the day,so come on
Let's fight against villains all around the city
Let's ride to the liqueur-store around the corner
The boys say they wanna penta force
But I really don't wanna give up like we did last week
I must stay down,becuase we ain't clowns
They were Japan,France,Cossack,and Kenya
Oh and anyone else? Here's Miss America!
They also almost parody Captain America
To me Sentai is just like this...Power Rangers?
It's all good,let me settle,please prepare to battle

A little bit of Battle Japan now
Who wields a staff that hits real loud
A little bit of Battle France is fine
With a fencing sword,it's time
A little bit of Battle Cossack here
Wielding knives won't interfere
A little bit of Battle Kenya too
Wielding a whip that's roping you

Fight up and down go and battle all around
Penta force is the sound
Slam your foes to the ground

(this is weird to join these heroes)

Pull off a kick,pull off a punch
Elbows and knees and throw in a punt
Beat them up once,then beat them up twice
And if you really get it,then you're all doing it right

A little bit of Battle Japan now
Who wields a staff that hits real loud
A little bit of Battle France is fine
With a fencing sword,it's time
A little bit of Battle Cossack here
Wielding knives won't interfere
A little bit of Battle Kenya too
Wielding a whip that's roping you

Free for all
We gotta fight as heroes like you
You can run but you can't hide
You love these heroes,it's for life

A little bit of Battle Japan now
Who wields a staff that hits real loud
A little bit of Battle France is fine
With a fencing sword,it's time
A little bit of Battle Cossack here
Wielding knives won't interfere
A little bit of Battle Kenya too
Wielding a whip that's roping you

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