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Song Parodies -> "Mambo #5 (Clinton Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Mambo #5"

Original Performer:

Lou Bega

Parody Song Title:

"Mambo #5 (Clinton Remix)"

Parody Written by:

DLane

The Lyrics

as you will probably realize, this is about the problems clinton had with getting sexual fulfillment at the wrong time, with the wrong person.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo #5

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, I won electoral votes, baby let's ride
in the white house, the west corridor
and I don't care that you really don't wanna
gimme head like I got last week
hillary yelled but I told her 'talk is cheap'
I like interns, prostitutes, and secretaries, with chiba
And as I continue, you only looking sweeta
Plus monica, I really bagged her, my lord
Now shes frontin it, an mvp at that sport
But America will let me dump it
Cuz this president is the sh**

A little bit of monica in my life
The problem is hillary, shes my wife
The American people, are mad at me
Even though I made, taxes cheap
Well at least I really won my election
Which is better than bush's son
If they had only seen Shrub's plan
I guess I would still, be their man

We banged up and down
And moved it around
My lawyers voice made the sound
That put my jaw on the ground
Lawsuit from my left
And one from my right
One from the front
And one from the side
Almost impeached once
Maybe even twice
But if he was compared to bush
He was doin it right

A little bit of monica in my life
The problem is hillary, shes my wife
The American people, are mad at me
Even though I made, taxes cheap
Well at least I really won my election
Which is better than bush's son
If they had only seen Shrub's plan
I guess I would still, be their man

Trumpet, she sucked my trumpet
Mambo #5
Uhh, uhh, uhh

A little bit of monica in my life
The problem is hillary, shes my wife
The American people, are mad at me
Even though I made, taxes cheap
Well at least I really won my election
Which is better than bush's son
If they had only seen Shrub's plan
I guess I would still, be their man

I, do, want to
Make sweet love to a girl like you
But if I get caught, ill have to hide
Cuz hillary will flog my hide

Mambo #5
Heh heh heh

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Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, boy. Jay Leno had this done when the original song came out. This is at least the second version on this site, neither of which was as good as Jay's.

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