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Song Parodies -> "Orange Alert #5"

Original Song Title:

"Mambo #5"

Original Performer:

Lou Bega

Parody Song Title:

"Orange Alert #5"

Parody Written by:

Northwest Music Fan

The Lyrics

some humour to help us deal with a serious topic, dedicated to all of those men and women serving in our armed forces and the government who protect America
Ladies and Gentleman, this is Orange Alert Number 5.

One, 2, 3, 4, 5,
everybody hit the deck or you're gonna die,
Cause we've heard the chatter from Zawahiri's tape
and al Qaeda wants to hit us while we celebrate,

Let's prepare til we all fall down,
though we captured Hussein, bin Laden's still around
He threatens nukes, and bio, he's totally illogical,
'cause while he's in a cave, he threatens radiological

It just so happens that we're doing our best,
Since getting Qaeda is just like a sport,
First we place our troops, then we raise the code,
And then we protect all of our ports

A little Tom Ridge in our lives,
a little bit of Ashcroft by our side,
a little bit of Mueller's what we need,
a little bit of Tenet's what we see,
a little bit of Condi in the sun,
Rummy-Rummy-Rummy all day long,
a little bit of Cheney everyone,
George Bush's team makes life so fun

Orange Alert #5

Stand up and watch, the suspects on the planes,
put their hands in cuffs, then we'll make them pay,
you see one threat in front, one threat in back,
one from Afghanistan, and one from Iraq,
change your plans once, then change your plans twice,
we've gotta meet this threat just right

A little Tom Ridge in our lives,
a little bit of Ashcroft by our side,
a little bit of Mueller's what we need,
a little bit of Tenet's what we see,
a little bit of Condi in the sun,
Rummy-Rummy-Rummy all day long,
a little bit of Cheney everyone,
George Bush's team makes life so fun

(trumpets, trumpets)
Orange Alert #5

A little Tom Ridge in our lives,
a little bit of Ashcroft by our side,
a little bit of Mueller's what we need,
a little bit of Tenet's what we see,
a little bit of Condi in the sun,
Rummy-Rummy-Rummy all day long,
a little bit of Cheney everyone,
George Bush's team makes life so fun

I will promise you,
we're gonna catch Osama 'for the night is through.
He can't run, he can't hide,
when he's gone we'll touch the sky.

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Adagio - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good!!

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