I guess it's true I'm getting old,
But at least thank god I'm not bold,
My doctor told me to live life to the full,
I Said I have been since I quit Hamworthy Middle School,
Every morning I get out of bed,
Don't watch GMTV I put music on instead,
I have Breakfast, not slim Fast,
I have what I love the most,
Sausage, Egg, Bacon and two slices of Toast,
I go over the shop and I get a paper,
I'd get the Daily Sport, but I chose something safer,
So I get a copy of the Sun
I open up and the fun's just begun

A little bit of nudity just for me,
A little bit of nudity on page 3
Not too much, just a little bit
Just a pair of ladies **** X2

I guess its true I'm becoming slow,
But I still entertain everywhere I go!
I get knocked down, and I get up again
I carrying on going and ignore the pain
The only thing that stops me going crazy,
Is the thought of all them sexy ladies,

A little bit of nudity just for me,
A little bit of nudity on page 3
Not too much, just a little bit
Just a pair of ladies **** X2

A little bit of nudity just for me,
A little bit of nudity on page 3
Not too much, just a little bit
Just a pair of ladies **** X2

The only thing that I want to see
Are all them girls that are on page 3
Everything goes wrong in my life
But when I see them girls everything seems right!