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Song Parodies -> "Bomb North Korea"

Original Song Title:

"Macarena (Bayside Boys remix)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Los del Rio

Parody Song Title:

"Bomb North Korea"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

I don't get it. How can North Korea still be communist? This really bugs me. It also bugs me that the North Korean government is being harsh towards its people & stuff like that. Also, they claim to be so glorious, when in fact they're practically the opposite. This is retarded. We should go and bomb them. However, despite the song's title, I don't advocate killing North Korean civilians, since they're the victims of their cruel, heartless leaders. Also, even though I wish that we could wipe out other communist governments that still exist, North Korea is the only viable choice, in my opinion. I don't want to mess with China, because: 1. I'm not 100% sure about those guys yet, and 2. They have the largest army in the world. Also; Cuba, Laos, & Vietnam are on the way out, as far as I'm concerned. Anyways, enjoy the parody.
(Ooyoyoyoyooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyoyoooyooyyoyoyyyyyyyyy)
(machine gun burst, guy is killed)

Back in '91 the Soviets fell,
& communism should've gone to hell.
But this one place,
Stared into space,
And doesn't know that this is the case.
They're oppressive,
A bit aggressive,
I don't know how their government still lives.

We're gonna bomb the DPRK-ah(1),
'Cause those communists are really gay-ah.
We're gonna start an attack from the rear.
Bomb North Korea!
(Kaboom!)

We're gonna kill those stupid communists,
Because they're still here & they make us pissed.
We're gonna slaughter the People's Army-ah(2),
Bomb North Korea!
(Kaboom!)

Now don't you worry 'bout Kim Jong-Il(3)
He makes us wicked ill.
We can't stand him,
We really hate him,
We're gonna blow him SKY-HIGH!!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

(spoken): Now come on, what were we supposed to do?
He was an oppressive communist, so we had to open fire.

Kim Jong-Il says he wants to test some nukes,
But we got weapons that will make him puke!
This ain't gonna be like Somalia!
Bomb North Korea!
(Kaboom!)

He wants to gloat 'cause he thinks he's so glorious,
But the U.S.A. is strong & furious.
The Red, White, & Blue is gonna say "See ya!"
Bomb North Korea!
(Kaboom!)

(instrumental break)

(Bush): They hate what they see right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms: our freedom of religion, our freedom of speech, our freedom to vote and assemble and disagree with each other.

(end of break)

Kim Jong-Il's got evil thoughts within his head,
He doesn't even know it, but he's already dead.
We're gonna kill him worse than gonorrhea.
Bomb North Korea!
(Kaboom!)

Why are they still under Communist rule?
Everyone knows that those commies are fools.
Their very existence puts my eyes in tears.
Bomb North Korea!
(Kaboom!)

Kim Jong-Il is the head of North Korea,
He should've chatted with us over tea-ah.
We hate him,
We're gonna diss him,
Now everyone, let's go & kill him!

First we're gonna send out the B-52s,
And then we'll move in with Bradley M-2s.
We're also gonna send in Abrams & Humvee-ahs.
Bomb North Korea!
(Kaboom!)
References:

(1)-DPRK stands for "Democratic People's Republic of Korea", the official name of North Korea.
(2)-A reference to the KPA, short for Korean Peoples' Army, the North Korean army
(3)-Kim Jong-Il is the leader of North Korea.


On another note, I got the inspiraton for this parody from Johnny Crass' parody "Bomb Osama". You can check out "Bomb Osama" & his other songs at http://www.johnnycrass.net

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2LD4U - January 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I love this parody. As far as I am concerned, if North Korea was a person it would be one of those profound schizophrenics who stands in the corner talking to people who are not there!
Richard Marx - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
First things first. There is nothing wrong with communism. It is a perfect political ideology, too perfect for us greedy humans. Second, North Korea is not a communist country. It's just another fascist nation based around the myth of one man (hey, sounds like christianity to me!). It's just giving communism a bad name to backwards reactionary hicks like yourself.
Dylan Baranski - January 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Richard: At least my fate ain't etched on silicon chips.

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