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Original Song Title:

"Amazed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lonestar

Parody Song Title:

"Afraid"

Parody Written by:

Zak Randall

The Lyrics

My girlfriends' eyes are bright red
I think she wants me dead
It's almost more than I can take
Baby when you're near me
I cannot help it but to fear thee
She tried to blow me away
I've never ran so very much or so very far
Then when she tried to hit me with the car

I don't know why you do what you do
I'm so nervous "round you
She just keeps getting meaner
Don't wanna spend the rest of my life
With knives in my side
You'd run if you seen her
Every little thing that you do
Baby I'm afraid of you

No brakes in my van
Steel nails in my hands
She aims at me when we play darts
She poisons my coffee
Before it's served to me
She wants to feed me to a shark
Always sets booby traps on the front porch
And lights my cigarette with a blow torch

I don't know why you do what you do
I'm so nervous "round you
She just keeps getting meaner
Don't wanna spend the rest of my life
With knives in my eyes
You'd run if you seen her
Every little thing that you do
Baby I'm afraid of you

Every little thing that you do
I'm so nervous "round you
She just keeps getting meaner
Don't wanna spend the rest of my life
With knives in my thighs
You'd run if you seen her
Every little thing that you do
Oh, every little thing that you do
Baby I'm afraid of you

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