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Song Parodies -> "Computer Crashes"

Original Song Title:

"Lightning Crashes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Live

Parody Song Title:

"Computer Crashes"

Parody Written by:

Simon Atwood

The Lyrics

Computer crashes, computer geek cries.
Keyboard and mouse fall to the floor.
The geek opens his eyes...
The virus has set in
Before the poor guy can log off the chat.

Computer crashes, computer geek dies.
His intentions fall to the floor.
The geek closes his eyes...
The virus that was here,
Belongs now to the computer down the street.

Oh now feel it emailed back again,
Like a round of spam that's reaching the end.
Virus emailed from the corners of the Earth again
Crashed my PC!

Computer crashes, computer geek cries.
This moment he's been dreading for.
The geek opens his eyes,
Bespectacled eyes, realises the PC
Belies the glory outside, outside.

I can feel it emailed back again,
Like a round of spam that's reaching the end.
Virus emailed from the corners of the Earth again
Crashed my PC!
Crashed my PC!

Oh now feel it emailed back again,
Like a round of spam that's reaching the end.
Virus emailed from the corners of the Earth again
Crashed my PC!

I can feel it emailed back again,
Like a round of spam that's reaching the end.
Virus emailed from the corners of the Earth again
Crashed my PC!

I can feel it emailed back again,
Like a round of spam that's reaching the end.
Virus emailed from the corners of the Earth again
Crashed my PC!
Crashed my PC!
Crashed my PC!

I've also got another one called "Blow Up Pokemon", which is a parody of
"Blow Up The Pokies" by The Whitlams, also from the 1990s.

There...was a time
Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers were king.
You joined the craze way back then,
And it's strange that you're here again, here again.

And I wish I could show you the right way,
To make you feel better, walk out of that store,
And defeat them in your never-ending battle.
Show them you can be the parent again.

Too...big a stash.
Many little Pokémon take hold of the cash
That took so long to earn.
You can catch 'em all or you can burn, you can burn.

And I wish I could show you the right way,
To make you feel better, walk out of that store,
And defeat them in your never-ending battle.
Show them you can be the parent again.
And I wish I could show you the right way,
To blow up Pokémon and drag them away,
'Cause they're taking the food off your table,
So they can say that they've got Pikachu.

Flashing lights...what a crap show.
And your kids...don't wanna go home.
The little monsters don't care.
You can get epilepsy there, epilepsy there.

And I wish I could show you the right way,
To make you feel better, walk out of that store,
And defeat them in your never-ending battle.
Show them you can be the parent again.
Show them you can be the parent again.
And I wish I could show you the right way,
To blow up Pokémon and drag them away,
'Cause they're taking the food off your table,
So they can say that they've got Pikachu.
Another parent that was bought the kids Pikachu.

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