Song Parodies -> Kids Make Messes

Original Song Title:

"God Bless Texas"

Original Performer:

Little Texas

  
Parody Song Title:

"Kids Make Messes"

Parody Written by:

T. Marie T....lots of AKA's

not about my precious little ones...
i've been alot of places
been all around the world
seem some really nasty faces
on lots of boys & girls
& after all of that mess, it still amazes me
some of the disgusting things i wish i've never seen

kids make messes with their 2 little hands
oh no there just went the garbage can
they throw their food from room to room
i need a wet/drt vac, not this stupid broom
they give new meaning to the young and the restless
kids make messes

the walls are colored with crayons, they call it fine art
what just flew by my head, oh no, they're throwing darts
the cat's litter box is not where thier supposed to play
and i won't get no rest until my kids are raised

kids make messes, ain't it the truth
is that my kid on the neighbor's roof
they run through the house like they've lost thier mind
or maybe they just want me to loose mine
still i have to say that the lord has blessed us,
kids make messes
take te hint, get the message
kids make messes
right now they are young and restless
kids make messes
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