Micro dog, micro dog, how are they breeding you?
Micro dog, micro dog, what's your appeal?
You don't require much to eat -
You're an economical pet.
You make such neat little doo doos,
But it takes a magnifier to see you.

Chihuahuas, Papillons, Yorkies and Maltese -
Micro dog, micro dog, you're so compact.
You don't take up very much room,
But I have to watch it when I vacuum,
And keep the lid down on the toilet -
You might drown if I flush it.