Song Parodies -> A Coon In The Gutter
| Original Song Title: | "Hakuna Matata" |
| Original Performer: | Lion King |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Coon In The Gutter" |
| Parody Written by: | Jake A. Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) |
Free speech was never this costly!
A coon in the gutter, what a horrible scene.
A coon in the gutter. Quaint, classed as obscene.
Demeans all swarthies, more or less when they're mean.
It's a problem we... find common, see.
A coon in the gutter.
(Sympa) A coon in the gutter?
(Adumbraal) Survive off only butter.
(Sympa) Butter?
(Samoan) Nah! Leave 'er alone! (Politically incorrect chuckle)
(Adumbraal) You know what, kid?
If you see a coon in the gutter, you know it'd be useless to rob 'em.
(Samoan) That's right! Take Adumbraal for example...
(Samoan) When he was a young white boy.
(Adumbraal) When I was a young white boooooy!
(Samoan) Very white.
(Adumbraal) Faint!
(Samoan) He thought Negros were a respectable race.
Until one guy saw his wallet, and gave chase.
(Pumbaa) I sprinted for miles, my asthma got worse.
Until he finally caught me and went for my purse.
And oh, the pain!
(Samoan) Just because he was faint!
As he pummelled my brain!
(Samoan) Bruising every membrane!
My bruises grew bigger!
(Samoan) Whatcha do?
Well, I called him a ...
(Samoan) Humbug! Not infront of drunkards!
...wrong... story...
A coon in the gutter, laying flat in the curb.
A coon in the gutter, please do not disturb.
Demeans you homeboys, my corpse: tomorrow's news blurb.
It's a problem we... find common, see.
A coon in the gutt-er!
A coon in the gutter. Quaint, classed as obscene.
Demeans all swarthies, more or less when they're mean.
It's a problem we... find common, see.
A coon in the gutter.
(Sympa) A coon in the gutter?
(Adumbraal) Survive off only butter.
(Sympa) Butter?
(Samoan) Nah! Leave 'er alone! (Politically incorrect chuckle)
(Adumbraal) You know what, kid?
If you see a coon in the gutter, you know it'd be useless to rob 'em.
(Samoan) That's right! Take Adumbraal for example...
(Samoan) When he was a young white boy.
(Adumbraal) When I was a young white boooooy!
(Samoan) Very white.
(Adumbraal) Faint!
(Samoan) He thought Negros were a respectable race.
Until one guy saw his wallet, and gave chase.
(Pumbaa) I sprinted for miles, my asthma got worse.
Until he finally caught me and went for my purse.
And oh, the pain!
(Samoan) Just because he was faint!
As he pummelled my brain!
(Samoan) Bruising every membrane!
My bruises grew bigger!
(Samoan) Whatcha do?
Well, I called him a ...
(Samoan) Humbug! Not infront of drunkards!
...wrong... story...
A coon in the gutter, laying flat in the curb.
A coon in the gutter, please do not disturb.
Demeans you homeboys, my corpse: tomorrow's news blurb.
It's a problem we... find common, see.
A coon in the gutt-er!
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Atta boy. Nice to see a racist Peckerwood who isn't afraid to celebrate black history month. Who ARE you - the poster child for inter-family marriage?
Thanks. The doctors say that I should take all compliments seriously, and not stand outside their window for months on end before acting out a path of vengeance for the ultimate revelation. I'm actually Australian, so we have a whole different 'thing' on blacks. I'm cool with them, they aren't cool with me, the usual. And, come on, you can give it as many 1s as you want for humour and overall, but this follows the pacing to a 'T' (for terrible).
What are you doing on Saturday? How old are you? email me at neale_841@hotmail.com
Seriously, Luke, Americans are the majority of readers at this site, and the "Coon" reference hits harder than you might have supposed. All things considered, your song is still distasteful, even if the offending word was not used. All countries are welcome here, but, please make an example of yourself. :( 311, my rating.
OK, Chris Neale, I assume you're a KKK member trying to hook up. Please say that 'Chris' is short for 'Christine'. Agrimorfee, thanks for the comment. This was my second parody so I was sort of going for shock to get noticed and I appreciate thoughtful input.
Ha! I thought today's "Deutschland's Mine" was distasteful, but Santo Domingo! 5-1-4.
I'll whip on my hood and round up the flammable crosses, then head over to adore your distasteful work, Emi!
One of my mates went to Western Australia and came back singing this song... cracked me up to find it on this site....... he sung it a little different A coon in a gutter, what a wonderful phrase, A coon in a gutter, aint no passing craze, It means no worries for the rest of our days, its a problem free philosiphy, A coon in a gutter.
haha funny.
i doubt all black people are like that though
because i am not
it was funny though
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