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Song Parodies -> "This Dunkin' Donuts Lady"

Original Song Title:

"Every Other Time"

Original Performer:

LFO

Parody Song Title:

"This Dunkin' Donuts Lady"

Parody Written by:

Kaseman100

The Lyrics

Yes, as a mateer of fact... I DO have a grudge against dunkin' donuts. This is based on a (partially) true story.
I said forget about it
As I drive off away from the drive through
This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight
I said Bavarian Creme
But she's got a funny way of thinking I meant Eclair
I'd like to shove my Donut up her ass
And drive off with my finger in the air
Oh yeah

I order black, she gives me cream
Sometimes it's something in between
Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out
But then she just changes her mind
My juice is hot, my coffee's cold
Sometimes my donut's growing mold
This Dunkin Donut lady,
There's something wrong with her
It's every other time
Every other time

Sometimes I sit around thinking I could avoid aggravation
If I just pour myself some Rice Crispies
Or just toast up some Pop Tarts
But when I taste that Egg and Cheese
The muscles give out in my knees
And then my eyes they roll back in my head; nuff said
I think I'm hooked what can I do?
I give my order then drive through
But guaranteed when I pull up
It's not the way, uh-uh uh-uh, I ordered it

Sometimes it's black, sometimes it's cream
Sometimes it's something in between
Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out
But then she just changes her mind
I never said I wanted Chai
Sometimes I swear I think she's high
This Dunkin Donut lady,
There's something wrong with her
It's every other time
Every other time
Every other time

Give it up homegirl, you should quit
You know and if you don't I think I'm sick of it
I'm gonna drive my car right off the lot
Cause there's a Krispy Kreme right down the block

I said forget about it
As I drove off away from the drive through
This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight

I order black, she gives me cream
Sometimes it's something in between
Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out
But then she just changes her mind
My juice is hot, my coffee's cold
Sometimes my donut's growing mold
This Dunkin Donut lady,
There's something wrong with her
It's every other time
Every other time

Give it up homegirl, you should quit
You know and if you don't I think I'm sick of it
I'm gonna drive my car right off the lot
Cause there's a Krispy Kreme right down the block


KRISPY KREME FOREVER!!! =)

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youknowitsjoe - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
ha ha ha, i gotta say this is a pretty good parody, great lyrics and a good idea to set it out about a dunkin donut lady, infact its so good I have to praise "Bob Ricci" for the song, beens you've just gone straight on and copied his version word by word, I hope he knows about this otherwise your in deep!!! Try writing your own work!!!

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