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Song Parodies -> "Abercrombie Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Summer Girls"

Original Performer:

LFO

Parody Song Title:

"Abercrombie Girls"

Parody Written by:

Jayemel

The Lyrics

I really do hate Abercrombie Girls and one day this song came up in a conversation with a friend. It was at that moment I decided to write this parody. The style is pretty random (read: bad), so I took their random references and made random references of my own. Some of the original song worked pretty well, surprisingly. I actually do like Cherry Coke.
Yeah, I hate it when girls think they're sly, when they're dumber.
Do you remember? Do you remember, when we met? I shunned her.

Jenny from the Block is a load of shit.
Your mom's a big fat bitch.
And I ask why these girls think they're sly when they're dumber,
when they're dumber.
I hate girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.
I'd kick her if I had no fists,
but she's been gone since I shunned her,
since I shunned her.

Flip-flop platforms, how can you stand?
Heard you were dumber and I almost ran.
When I saw you girl, sent chills down my spine.
The great Jason Kreis, jersey number 9.
That shirt that you have, can't believe that you've worn it;
smaller than that MIB part Rip Torn did.
Call me Harry Potter cause I'm a geek, baby.
Nothing's in your eyes, pick up a book, maybe?
Now I can ignore you and it makes you mad
Only one day, you saw my back
Keep gettin' dumber on that cell phone
Brian Hayes Currie was in Bio Dome
Thought you were cute but the moment was fleetin'
Ray Barone's wife is Patricia Heaton
When I met you I said, "Are you a bitch?
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch."

Jenny from the Block is a load of shit.
Your mom's a big fat bitch.
And I ask why these girls think they're sly when they're dumber,
when they're dumber.
I hate girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.
I'd kick her if I had no fists,
but she's been gone since I shunned her,
since I shunned her.

Lost in cards to a kid named Yugi
Saw you below me so I hawked a loogie
Always been down with the Kobe trial
Helped Steve Irwin hunt a king crocodile
Love New Found Glory and Moose and Squirrel
Reminds me of you because you're Boy Crazy, girl.
You come from LI, maybe a borough
They drink their watuh and think real slow
You love bad rap and DMB
Dad takes care of your credit card fee
Whoever wrote this must be pretty dense
Because none of this shit makes any sense
I love freeze pops and cherry coke
I hate the way you sneer when I tell a joke
When I met you I said, "Are you a bitch?
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch."

Jenny from the Block is a load of shit.
Your mom's a big fat bitch.
And I ask why these girls think they're sly when they're dumber,
when they're dumber.
I hate girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.
I'd kick her if I had no fists,
but she's been gone since I shunned her,
since I shunned her.

These 'Crombie Girls need to move along
Get off the stage when I hit the gong
These 'Crombie Girls are the kind I hate
They'll steal your soul like it's your Post-It fate

BubbaGump shrimp and Pixie sticks
Had that for dinner and you got sick
Aimed for a bucket and you cried cause I tipped it
Think of how you're dumber and I laugh cause you missed it
Next you fed the cook some macaroni and cheese
Based on his face, must have had a disease
Killed the cook in case he sued
I'm like Eric Cartman but I don't hate Jews
Came in the door I said it before
I never let the stress get me down no more
When I met you, I said "Are you a bitch?
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch."

Jenny from the Block is a load of shit.
Your mom's a big fat bitch.
And I ask why these girls think they're sly when they're dumber,
when they're dumber.
I hate girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.
I'd kick her if I had no fists.
But she's been gone since I shunned her,
since I shunned her.

All these 'Crombie girls come and these 'Crombie girls go
Some may have guile but most are just slow
These 'Crombie girls come and these 'Crombie girls go
Some may have guile but most are just slow

These 'Crombie Girls need to move along
Get off the stage when I hit the gong
These 'Crombie Girls are the kind I hate
They'll steal your soul like it's your Post-It fate

Jenny from the Block is a load of shit.
Your mom's a big fat bitch.
And I ask why these girls think they're sly when they're dumber,
when they're dumber.
I hate girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.
I'd kick her if I had no fists.
But she's been gone since I shunned her,
since I shunned her.
Jayemel 2004

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Ashkicksass - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
This is about 10,000 times better than the original! Too many funny lines to list...
M-Dawg - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
ok although there were some pacing issues, I'm going to give you 555 because that was so unshallow. Hurray for deep people!
Olvan The Terrible - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Bravo! This song should be re-parodied every couple of years, with new contemporary references. Messrs. Fischetti, Cronin, and Lima have truly created a song for the ages.
Abercrombie Model - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow.why you so mean to girls who wear abercrmobie.IS there sometinhg wrong with it?i mean wow you are judgeing us by our clothes nad not for who wer reallly are.i mena e cant help it if we look good.yeaa exactly.sprry but this song sucked major ass!
badluckkittie - June 23, 2007 - Report this comment
"abercrombie model" misspelling like mad? jeez that just reinforced how awesome this parody is! i thought i was gonna die when i read the chorus. the lyrics are clever and i think they go well together. the pacing seems a little bit awkward but this is funny as hell!
tk - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
lol this songs aite whoever did this song hit me up kus im making a song called abercrombie girls also..... but mines for hip hop lol hit me up at www.myspace.com/trickstatheking aite deuce deuce
T.D. - April 01, 2009 - Report this comment
yea this song Is funny as hell but most of those abercrombie models are fine as hell an I think we would all admit we would bang them

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