Song Parodies -> Girl From Galilee
| Original Song Title: | "Girl On TV" |
| Original Performer: | LFO |
| Parody Song Title: | "Girl From Galilee" |
| Parody Written by: | J.J. Reed |
Girl From Galilee
Wish for you on the Morning Star
Wondering who you are
Do I ever cross your mind in Palestine?
She's from the city of David
Like John the Baptist, J.C., and Samuel
Never know what she means to me
I fell for the girl from Galilee
Met her at a Passover prayer
Lord J.C. and the disciples were there
Gentile place then she looked into my eyes
Washed her feet around 9pm and now
Afraid I'm gonna meet Satan again
Never have to be a Jewish Queen
To be the leading lady of all my dreams
Shooby doo-wop and manna bread
This communion wine is going to my head
Only problem is she's a prostitute
My friends they won't believe me
If they knew they would kill me
Right now I'm feeling queasy
I think I fell for the girl that's easy
Repeat Chorus
Everybody knows her name
Wanna touch her booty but they know the shame
This harlot has got me really down
I don't want to go to hell
I just wanna go and let her ring my bell
Never have to be a Jewish Queen
To be the leading lady of all my dreams
Repeat Tag & Chorus
Wish for you on the Morning Star
Wondering who you are
Do I ever cross your mind in Palestine?
She's from the city of David
Like John the Baptist, J.C., and Samuel
Never know what she means to me
I fell for the girl from Galilee
Met her at a Passover prayer
Lord J.C. and the disciples were there
Gentile place then she looked into my eyes
Washed her feet around 9pm and now
Afraid I'm gonna meet Satan again
Never have to be a Jewish Queen
To be the leading lady of all my dreams
Shooby doo-wop and manna bread
This communion wine is going to my head
Only problem is she's a prostitute
My friends they won't believe me
If they knew they would kill me
Right now I'm feeling queasy
I think I fell for the girl that's easy
Repeat Chorus
Everybody knows her name
Wanna touch her booty but they know the shame
This harlot has got me really down
I don't want to go to hell
I just wanna go and let her ring my bell
Never have to be a Jewish Queen
To be the leading lady of all my dreams
Repeat Tag & Chorus
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