It's been weeks since it's grown
All the weeds have had their fun
Snapper's seen some better days
So I should buy another one
So that's why I called a guy
To mow and finally get it done
Not in the shade? well, it's a shame
Just go ahead and feel the sun

But what I really want to know is...
Are you gonna mow today?
Cause it's gonna... gonna grow... yeah

Don't wanna try those pesticides
Cause I know how the water runs
I must engage in something strange
Cause now my whole yard smells like dung
Just tell me why my roses died
And now my compost weighs a ton
Just kill those bugs, and prune the shrubs
You'll probably want to wear some gloves

And what I really want to know is...
Are you gonna mow today?
Cause it's gonna... gonna grow... yeah

Are you gonna mow today?
Cause buddy I... got to mow.... yeah