Oh I'm... learning kung fu
And even things like taekwondo and tai chi
And I'm trying now (Hiiii yaaaa!)
Learning kung fu
And shooting things with a blowgun and fukiya

In pajamas
Having problems using blades
And now there's drama
Well, my sensei masquerades
As a drag queen everyday
Goes by Wanda... and it's creepy
Marijuana... keeps me sleepy

Learning kung fu
And even things like taekwondo and tai chi
And I'm trying now (Hiiii yaaaa!)
Learning kung fu
And hoping that I can be the next Jet Li
But I don't know how (Oooh oww...)
Learning kung fu
With flying kicks faster than those by Chun Li
They'll be saying, "Wow" (like how?)
Learning kung fu
And training with all the things I'll use to beat ya

Hey mama... Hey mama...
[sounds of training and then of Afroninja getting beat up]

In pajamas
And my hair's in disarray (marijuana)
Well sayonara
Roundhouse kicking them away
Ends up missing them today
Now in trauma
And I'm bleeding

Oh I'm...

[2x]
Learning kung fu
And even things like taekwondo and tai chi
And I'm trying now (Hiiii yaaaa!)
Learning kung fu
And hoping that I can be the next Jet Li
But I don't know how (Oooh oww...)
Learning kung fu
But trying flips left me limping painfully
Better take a bow (Oooh oww)

[repeat until fade]
Learning kung fu