Hey man,what do you want?, I think I got the munchies
Oh yeah,well why are you telling me this
Because its important man
What are we gonna do?
I'll hold them off for you

I was at the office at the big vending machine
Looking for that tasty treat
A man in line that made his mind and him I sure will beat
I think I know what I will feed
So I blocked him and would lock him if he went for my feet
Looking for change from my receipt
And I got a couple pennies and I bet hes gonna win
My face was looking very grim

I'm gonna punch your teeth
If you steal my funions
GI have got the super munchies
Don't you steal my funions
Can I have a quarter please

Check it, my snack, my snack, my snack
Boy I need them, I know
I've never seen a bag so filled before
I know man please find the change
You grab his legs and hold him now
Ha ha ha
Ok, lets get him

So he pushed him over the bosses big brown desk
Almost had broke his neck
The papers flew all over and boy it was a god damn wreck
I saw a quarter I should check
I'm up to fifty cents now and just tewnty five more left
Found a couple dimes I kept
Just need one more penny on the ground I see one
Eating will be so much fun

I'm gonna punch your teeth
If you steal my funions
GI have got the super munchies
Don't you steal my funions
Can I have a quarter please
I'm gonna punch your teeth
If you steal my funions
GI have got the super munchies
Don't you steal my funions
Can I have a quarter please
I'm gonna punch your teeth
If you steal my funions
GI have got the super munchies
Don't you steal my funions
Can I have a quarter please