"Yep!"
(jibbreish redneck chatter)

I was lying around the barn one night drunk off of my ass
Indulging in a little cheer
We were havng such a good time
Wasn't bothering no one
Making our own go go juice.
Then along came the sherriff
And a song by Bob Marley started going through my head.
He said "Hey whatcha doin'? Don't you know this is dry county?"
And then he busted up our still

I know I won't be drunk
(if you steal my moonshine)
Make me smell just like a skunk
(if you steal my moonshine)
Might as well become a monk
(if you steal my moonshine)

(more jibberish redneck chatter)

I was hanging out with Otis and along came the county deputy
B-A-R-N-E-Y Fife
He said we had a snootful and then he told us to nip it
Nip it in the B-U-D
He put the handcuffs on us and he got a bit excited
And he reached for his shirt pocket
We got a little scared we thought he was going for his bullet
But he pulled out a lollipop

I know I won't be drunk
(if you steal my moonshine)
Make me smell just like a skunk
(if you steal my moonshine)
Might as well become a monk
(if you steal my moonshine)

Oh no! I was not drunk!
(if you steal my moonshine)
So sick and tired of this junk
(if you steal my moonshine)
Go ahead and make my day punk!
(if you steal my moonshine)

My moonshine........
If you steal my moonshine

(repeat and fade)