-> "Proud Not to Be an American"
Original Song Title:
"Proud to Be an American"
Parody Song Title:
"Proud Not to Be an American"
Parody Written by:
Tie Kerl
The Lyrics
If tomorrow America was gone,
No one or nothing was there
And it vanished from the face of the earth
Would Canada really care?
We don't live in igloos
And I don't eat moose fat
And we're the second largest country in the world
And we always stand by that!
And I'm proud not to be an American,
'Cause Canada's where we're free
We've got good music and we've got cool clothes
And we've got Time Horton's coffee
And though you may think we're a joke
A few hockey players disagree with you
We'll toss you up and beat you down
And the score will be 5 to 2
We've got the highest tides in the world
We've got Mike Myers and Jim Carrey
We've got Gary Beals and we had Ernie Combs
And we've got lots of ghosts and faeries!
We spell it Colour and we say it Zed
And we've got less murders and cons
Every child knows our anthem in English and French
And I'm proud not to be an American,
'Cause Canada's where we're free
We've got good music and we've got cool clothes
And we've got Time Horton's coffee
And though you may think we're a joke
A few hockey players disagree with you
We'll toss you up and beat you down
And the score will be 5 to 2
Some say Canadians are just plain stupid
Some say we don't have anything to say
But we kicked your ass in Salt Lake City
So we can't be that meek, eh?
If you're diabetic, we saved your life
And the snowmobile was invented here
Winnie the Pooh is our damn bear
And we've got world famous beer!
And I'm proud not to be an American,
'Cause Canada's where we're free
We've got good music and we've got cool clothes
And we've got Time Horton's coffee
And though you may think we're a joke
A few hockey players disagree with you
We'll toss you up and beat you down
And the score will be 5 to 2
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