Song Parodies -> Better Than Men; Girlfriends
| Original Song Title: | "Never Again, Again" |
| Original Performer: | Lee Ann Womack |
| Parody Song Title: | "Better Than Men; Girlfriends" |
| Parody Written by: | Billy Boyd |
I really don't know what prompted me to write this. I plead temorary insanity. Apologies in advance if anyone is offended.
They're better than men; girlfriends!
cute faces, smarts, and smooth skin
My parents say it's a sin
but I can't help myself
Men are hairy and gross
and their feelings, they won't show
So, to all girls, LEZ BE FRIENDS!
'cause they're better than men; girlfriends!
Each time, I see a
hot girl, I touch my stuff
'cause I must be addicted to
the taste of muff
I want her for myself
I say "girl, come around
let's listen to Tatu
with no panties and no nightgowns"
'Cause they're better than men; girlfriends!
cute faces, smarts, and smooth skin
My parents say it's a sin
but I can't help myself
Men are hairy and gross
and their feelings, they won't show
So, to all girls, LEZ BE FRIENDS!
'cause they're better than men; girlfriends!
cute faces, smarts, and smooth skin
My parents say it's a sin
but I can't help myself
Men are hairy and gross
and their feelings, they won't show
So, to all girls, LEZ BE FRIENDS!
'cause they're better than men; girlfriends!
Each time, I see a
hot girl, I touch my stuff
'cause I must be addicted to
the taste of muff
I want her for myself
I say "girl, come around
let's listen to Tatu
with no panties and no nightgowns"
'Cause they're better than men; girlfriends!
cute faces, smarts, and smooth skin
My parents say it's a sin
but I can't help myself
Men are hairy and gross
and their feelings, they won't show
So, to all girls, LEZ BE FRIENDS!
'cause they're better than men; girlfriends!
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