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Song Parodies -> "Better Than Men; Girlfriends"

Original Song Title:

"Never Again, Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lee Ann Womack

Parody Song Title:

"Better Than Men; Girlfriends"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

I really don't know what prompted me to write this. I plead temorary insanity. Apologies in advance if anyone is offended.
They're better than men; girlfriends!
cute faces, smarts, and smooth skin
My parents say it's a sin
but I can't help myself
Men are hairy and gross
and their feelings, they won't show
So, to all girls, LEZ BE FRIENDS!
'cause they're better than men; girlfriends!

Each time, I see a
hot girl, I touch my stuff
'cause I must be addicted to
the taste of muff
I want her for myself
I say "girl, come around
let's listen to Tatu
with no panties and no nightgowns"

'Cause they're better than men; girlfriends!
cute faces, smarts, and smooth skin
My parents say it's a sin
but I can't help myself
Men are hairy and gross
and their feelings, they won't show
So, to all girls, LEZ BE FRIENDS!
'cause they're better than men; girlfriends!

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