-> "How Do I Clean?"
Original Song Title:
"How Do I Live"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"How Do I Clean?"
The Lyrics
How do I, clean up a dirty bathroom?
Should I use a mop and a broom,
Or scrub it diligently?
Oh I, I need it to be clean, need it to shine
Everything will be just fine
And I really think
That we should clean up all of the mould that grows under the sink
CHORUS:
So tell me how
How do I clean the bathroom?
I want to know
A bottle of Flash, will that do?
Get ready to go!
Can Mr Muscle, clean up the grime?
How do I, how do I...oh, how do I clean?
When I'm through, there'll be no filth on the floor
There will be no dust on the door
There'll be no stench left, you'll see!
And I, babe I'm gonna scrub away the mould
This place is pretty old
But it could be pristine
Maybe we can make all the toilet shine, and make the bathtub gleam
[Repeat CHORUS]
Please tell me, baby...Baby, sing my song!
'Cause I really think
We should clean up all of the mould that grows
It could be pristine
Maybe we can make all the toilet shine, and make the bathtub gleam
[Repeat CHORUS]
How do I clean the bathroom?
How do I clean the bathroom, baby?
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