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Song Parodies -> "Calculus"

Original Song Title:

"Ex-Factor"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lauryn Hill

Parody Song Title:

"Calculus"

Parody Written by:

Neo Matrix

The Lyrics

Well, I'm back! It's been a while, but, hey, I'm a busy college man now :D. So, here's one of my first college experiences. And if you can't figure it out from the parody, I'm in Pre-Calculus now.
It could all be so simple
but you like to make it hard
learning from you is like a battle
and we both can't do our jobs
Tell me who I have to shoot
So that I can understand you
I just want my calculus
Yet, still I learn nothing

is this just a silly game
that forces you to talk this way
forces you to screech "questions?"
Don't understand, what you say
Tell me who I have to shoot
So that I can understand you
I just want my calculus
Yet, still I learn nothing

No matter what I think I know
You always seem to let me know
I don't know s***
I don't know s*** (No, I don't know s***)
And when I try to drop your class
You hurry yourself to make me stay
I want pre-cal (I want pre-cal)
oh I want pre-cal (I want pre-cal)

I keep coming back to class
How can I explain myself
As stressful as this class has been
I need to be... just somewhere else
See I know what I've got to do
Drop the class and I'll drop you, too
'Cause no one's hurt me more than you
You make me lose math skills

No matter what I think I know
You always seem to let me know
I don't know s***
I don't know s*** (No, I don't know s***)
And so I tried to drop your class
You hurry yourself to make me stay
I'm in pre-cal (I'm in pre-cal)
Oh, I'm in pre-cal (I'm in pre-cal)

Teachin' me, teachin' me (teach)
I know you tried to teach
Read with me, read with me (read)
You tried to read with me
Tutor me, tutor me (teach)
You said you'd tutor me
Forget me, forget me (release)
You need to forget me.

Teachin' me, teachin' me (teach)
I know you tried to teach
Read with me, read with me (read)
You tried to read with me
Tutor me, tutor me (teach)
You said you'd tutor me
Forget me, forget me (release)
You need to forget me.

Teachin' me, teachin' me (teach)
I know you tried to teach
Read with me, read with me (read)
You tried to read with me
Tutor me, tutor me (teach)
You said you'd tutor me
Forget me, forget me (release)
You need to forget me.

Teachin' me, teachin' me (teach)
I know you tried to teach
Read with me, read with me (read)
You tried to read with me
Tutor me, tutor me (teach)
You said you'd tutor me
Forget me, forget me (release)
You need to forget me.

Where were you, when I needed you?
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