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Song Parodies -> "I Love My Hips"

Original Song Title:

"I Love My Lips"

Original Performer:

Larry the Cucumber

Parody Song Title:

"I Love My Hips"

Parody Written by:

Weird Bob Schnautz

The Lyrics

Day 5, parody 7... got ahead of myself!
0: And now it's time for Stupid Songs with Bob, the part of the show where Bob sings a stupid song. One day while talking with Dr. Quack, Bob confronts one of his deepest fears

1: If my hips ever let me down
I gained weight and got too round
Then I'd be fat
I'm scared of that

2: I see. So you'd be fat, you're scared of that
1: Then I'd be fat

If my hips should start to grow
Got so big that I could roll
Then I'd be fat
Just think of that

2: Oh dear! So you'd be fat, just think of that
1: Then I'd be fat

If my hips should rip my pants
Any time I tried to dance
Then I'd be fat
I'd call my cat

2: Then you'd be fat, you'd call your cat
1: Then I'd be fat

2: Hold it. Did you say your cat? Interesting! So what you're saying is that if you put on a few pounds
1: Then I'd be fat, I'm scared of that, just think of that, I'd call my cat. Then I'd be fat
2: You would be fat?
1: I would be fat

2: What do you mean?
1: I love my hips
[scat break]

2: Oh my...this is concerning me even more now. Bob, tell me what you see in these ink spots
1: Um, that looks like a hip
2: What about this?
1: It's a hip
2: And this?
1: It's a hip, it's a hip, it's a hip, hip, hip
It's a hip, it's a hip, it's a hip, hip, hip
It's a hip, it's a hip, it's a hip, hip, hip
It's a hip
It's a hip, hip, hip
2: Bob, tell me about your childhood

1: When I was just three years old
I swallowed 16 doughnut holes
And gained some weight
What awful fate

2: You gained some weight, what awful fate
1: I gained some weight
2: I see

1: In senior high I weighed 110
I started dating my girlfriend
Her name was Jess
And she weighed less

2: Her name was Jess and she weighed less
1: Her name was Jess
2: Oh dear

1: Yesterday was hard for me
When I unloaded groceries
I tried to fast
But it was hard for me to be anorexic for so long as an hour so then I binged and got a whole pizza stuck in my esophagus and I figured the only way to get it out was to shove some chocolate and coke down with it except that didn't work so I tried using a toilet plunger but that still didn't work and they had to do open-throat surgery on me so now my voice sounds funny and my doctor only spoke German so he taught me the word for hip: Hüfte
2: You tried to fast..Hüfte? How do you spell that?
1: No clue

2: So what you're saying is
1: I gained some weight, what awful fate
Her name was Jess and she weighed less
I tried to fast
Hüfte
2: I'm perplexed
1: I love my hips
[scat break]
2: Bob...Bob...

0: This has been stupid songs with Bob. Tune in next time to hear Bob say...
1: Have I ever told you how I feel about acne?
2: Oh, look at the time!
1: [scat break]

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Lionel Mertens - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
You're doing good Weird Bob, just you gotta go mainstream. Start with The Beatles. Who 'bout: You'd hate to loose my hand. Throw the title in complete reverese. That's how I get a lot of parody ideas. I'll twist "I" into "you," "wanna" becomes "hate to," "hold" is now "loose," and finally "your hand" turns into "my hand." It's that easy. Make the parody sound facicious. Make the significant other in the parody sound ridiculous if they ever left the trailer park behind, with all it's tire planters and cars parked in the waist high grass. Well I didn't the OS on this but it was fun to read so here's some 5's.
The Piano Minstrel - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
He's right, you can only go so far with veggietales. still, the OS for this is one of my favorite silly songs and you did a great parody, nice touch with the real fast part.
Weird Bob Schnautz - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I think you are right...I've done four Veggie Tales songs and that's about all I can squeeze into Larry's silly songs. Also, since the bass was recorded mono instead of stereo on most of the Veggie Tales songs, it might be awhile before I can record these songs...I may just wait until a karaoke CD comes out! Thanks for the comments and suggestions, and my next parody is coming soon (a popular hit this time)...The Beach Boys' "Good Vibrations" becomes Weird Bob Schnautz's "Bad Vibrations." It's about a TV set that doesn't work...you'll see!
Francois B. - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
HILARIOUS...i can honestly say it was great i lmao very good stuff

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