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Song Parodies -> "Munch!"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kris Kross

Parody Song Title:

"Munch!"

Parody Written by:

D-Mon

The Lyrics

I like McDonald's, don't get me wrong, but it has to be in moderation. Then I heard about that guy that just ate his 25,000th Big Mac! It reminded me of that movie "Supersize Me". Fast food tastes good, but it's super bad for you. (P.S. Where I'm from, we call McDonald's Mickey D's or Mick D's for short, just to clarify. I don't really know if everybody does that.)
Intro: Munch! Munch!

You should know, you should know better
I am gonna order ev’rything today
As I stand here, totally starved thin
I deduce that I will…

Chorus: Munch! Munch!
The Big Mac will make me
Munch! Munch!
A quarter pound will make me
Munch! Munch!
McRib will make me
Munch! Munch!

Verse 1: Don’t try to compare it to another place with no taste
It’s Mick D’s and it’s rad, gives me somethin’ that I’ve never had
Makes my heart pump pump, short out and need a jump
But it is oozing with the flavor that makes me wanna munch!
How fat? Real fat!
That is what they say
Cuz I eat Mick D’s ev’ry meal, ev’ryday
But the McRib is not back, and I think that’s whack
That’s cool, I’ll have a Biggidy Biggidy Biggidy Mac!
I keep riding and driving at all times of day and
Seventeen number threes, and they know me by my name and
And there’s somethin’ about the greet and smile
So when I’m at home, they are on speed dial

Chorus: Munch! Munch!
The Big Mac will make me
Munch! Munch!
A quarter pound will make me
Munch! Munch!
McRib will make me
Munch! Munch!
Yum yum! Yum yum!
Munch! Munch!
The Big Mac will make me
Munch! Munch!
A quarter pound will make me
Munch! Munch!
McRib will make me
Munch! Munch!

Verse 2: I get myself Hot cakes (hot cakes)
It’s way better than a bowl of corn flakes (corn flakes)
The M-C-D-O-N-A-L-D-S
Yeah, they’re the best
It’s got me munchin’ and crunchin’ and spendin’ all my cash chest
What’t your sauce that makes you stop and say “Bam!”
When you dunk your chicken and then you say “Damn!”
And the sides, it’s no surprise that they are so transcendental
Man those fries are so good they be making me go mental
One tall clown, doesn’t frown, puts a smile on
He better watch when he says, “Ev’rybody come on”
And as you listen to that catchy jingle gauge
That Ronald makes me M-un-C-H

Chorus: Munch! Munch!
The Big Mac will make me
Munch! Munch!
A quarter pound will make me
Munch! Munch!
McRib will make me
Munch! Munch!
Yum yum! Yum yum!
Munch! Munch!
The Big Mac will make me
Munch! Munch!
A quarter pound will make me
Munch! Munch!
McRib will make me
Munch! Munch!

Bridge: Now, the formalities of being fat
I eat just where I wanna eat at
And for all y’all suckas that don’t know
Check it out!
Some of them try to fry, but they can’t fry like Mick’s (Yum! Yum!)
Some of them try to grill, but they can’t grill like Mick’s (Yum! Yum!)
Some of them try to pie, but they can’t pie like Mick’s (Yum! Yum!)
Some of them prolly kill, or they will
Cuz all the Biggidy Biggidy Biggidy Biggidy Macs Daddy
Will Miggidy, miggidy, miggidy, makes you so fat
It is so wiggidy wiggidy wiggidy wiggidy whack daddy
It Miggidy, miggidy, miggidy, makes you so fat
But I still wanna

Chorus: Munch! Munch!
The Big Mac will make me
Munch! Munch!
A quarter pound will make me
Munch! Munch!
McRib will make me
Munch! Munch!
Yum yum! Yum yum!
Munch! Munch!
The Big Mac will make me
Munch! Munch!
A quarter pound will make me
Munch! Munch!
McRib will make me
Munch! Munch!
Yum yum! Yum yum!

Chorus: Munch! Munch!
The Big Mac will make me
Munch! Munch!
A quarter pound will make me
Munch! Munch!
McRib will make me
Munch! Munch!
Yum yum! Yum yum!
Munch! Munch!
The Big Mac will make me
Munch! Munch!
A quarter pound will make me
Munch! Munch!
McRib will make me
Munch! Munch!

Makes you fat!
June 6, 2011

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agrimorfee - June 17, 2011 - Report this comment
First time listened to the OS, you made it alot of fun with just the focus on Mick D (loved that, and Biggedy Biggedy Mac!). You essentially made the song work for you, good writing here (But you kept one line verbatim, my one complaint!)
Christie Marie M - June 18, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC M/N) Great job on this on, D! Wow, this makes a perfect jingle for Mickey D's. In the words of the Fast Food Rockers "McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut! Let's eat, to the beat!" Here's the link to their OS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCPSh47gHz8

Anyways, super-size yourself with 5 Big Macs, 5 Chix Nuggets, and 5 Quarter Pounders! Oh, and another thing to say is some people I know of prefer BK over Mickey's. For me it doesn't matter.
Abbott Skelding - June 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Great work! I also was wondering how you were gonna do the "wickity wickity whack" line and you did a nice job with the "biggity biggity mac". Nice job!
Blaydeman - June 20, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Much better than my Mcdonalds parody was. Nice switch up with the wiggedies and the "biggedies", overall this has got to be one of my favorites of yours. 555 McRibs for ya bro!
Mark Scotti - June 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Giving you McFives! I took on the Golden Arches in: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/therollingstones161.shtml
D-Mon - June 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone! I appreciate it :) Mark, I'll have to check that link out soon man!
bobpiecheese - June 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Great job here, can't say much else, this parody was just so fun to read and sing along to. Loved what you did with the "miggedies". Never thought I'd ever say that sentence. These 5's will make you jump!
Below Average Dave - June 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Pretty much echoing bobpie and CMM on this one
Matthias - June 25, 2011 - Report this comment
This one was hilarious. Probably the best parody about McDonalds I've ever seen. You've got some great potential for being such an early writer. I loved the line: "Biggidy Biggidy Biggidy Mac!"

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