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Song Parodies -> "Water Cycle Jump"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kris Kross

Parody Song Title:

"Water Cycle Jump"

Parody Written by:

Michael Hack

The Lyrics

J.A.C.
You should know that
It all starts with the sun evaporating oceans and lakes
We’re here to tell you about
(RAIN! RAIN!) The water cycle makes it
(RAIN! RAIN!) Evaporation makes it
(RAIN! RAIN!) Condensation makes it
(RAIN! RAIN!)

Sun hits the ocean, molecules go round and round
Going faster, they begin to jump up and down
Become water vapor flyin’ up to the sky
Get together, form a cloud, my oh my
I’m talking about condensation you know it’s fly
Water from the earth evaporates to the sky
And what condenses must come down just the same
And when it does, it’s ruggeda ruggeda ruggeda rain!
You know that rain is precipitation
Collection starts to evaporatin’
Then it starts all over, and that’s a fact
That’s the water cycle, you can believe that

(RAIN! RAIN!) The water cycle makes it
(RAIN! RAIN!) Evaporation makes it
(RAIN! RAIN!) Condensation makes it
(RAIN! RAIN!) Uh-huh, uh-huh
(RAIN! RAIN!) The water cycle makes it
(RAIN! RAIN!) Evaporation makes it
(RAIN! RAIN!) Condensation makes it
(RAIN! RAIN!)

Your brain is on vacation
If you don’t know about precipitation
The water cycle never had you see…C-Y-C-L-E
That’s the cycle and you know it’s like that
The earth recycles water, you know it’s not whack
It’s all natural, it’s not coincidental
Keep the water clean ‘cause that’s environmental

(RAIN! RAIN!) The water cycle makes it
(RAIN! RAIN!) Evaporation makes it
(RAIN! RAIN!) Condensation makes it
(RAIN! RAIN!) Peace, I’m outta here!

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Old Man Ribber - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job! You are certainly a quantum leap ahead of Schoolhouse Rock in content and humor. ;D

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