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Song Parodies -> "Lola del Valle"

Original Song Title:

"Against the Wall"

Original Performer:

Kriminalz

Parody Song Title:

"Lola del Valle"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Have to cut this one short due to length of discussion for secret histories and conspiracy theory. Not enough room to debate. But these facts are certain: Germany U-boat transferred technology and uranium to Japan, several U-boats surrendered AFTER V-E Day at Argentina and in the N Atlantic, Argentina while neutral up to early 1945 facilitated the Nazis covertly, Argentina was pressured by the US and Britain to declare war on Germany solely for the right to inspect any German arrivals by aircraft or vessel, and that the last message out of the Fuhrer bunker in Berlin was to Tierra Del Fuego. Where does Lola fit in? She was an Argentinean facilitator that worked with technology transfers and food transfer to-and-from German U-boats. She operated from Tierra del Feugo to Las Pampas and escaped so-called hit squads of the US and British postwar by moving under SS protection to Chile. She was never caught. Lola del Valle was her alias- her real name is not known.
Lola del Valle
Lola del Valle
Nazi facilitator
Sly Argentinean gal

U-boat arrivals
At Tierra del Feugo
She helped unload
German technology cargo

Lola del Valle
Lola del Valle
Nazi facilitator
Sly Argentinean gal

Thousands of SS missing
All presumed dead
From Europe to Las Pampas
To Argentina they fled

Lola, Geheime Helferin
Yanks and British mislead
Rumored atomic secrets onboard
That the Allies did dread

Lola del Valle
Lola del Valle
Nazi facilitator
Sly Argentinean gal

The US went searching
Inspected U-boat U-234
Found uranium and technology
And then heard about that whore

But Lola escaped them
To Chile she fled
Protected by the SS
She lived a long life instead

Lola del Valle
Lola del Valle
Nazi facilitator
Sly Argentinean gal

Lola del Valle
Lola del Valle
Nazi facilitator
Sly Argentinean gal

Lola del Valle
Lola del Valle
“Little Devil”
“Die kleiner Teufel”

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WCJ - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice parody, but too bad you don't have a pic of a German U-boat, I have no idea what one looks like. 555! :-)
Rob Arndt - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Just the German name for submarine, here is a surviving Type XXI- the best in the world in 1945 with 4 of the newer Type XXVIs under construction: http://www.modelshipwrights.com/photos/news/6748/800px-u_boat_wilhelm_bauer.jpg http://www.uboataces.com/uboat-type-xxi.shtml
WCJ - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Cool sub! I've been in a docked submarine on a tour, I remember it, because I kept hitting my head on the doorways between the different rooms, forgot to duck! OUCH!! :-D
Patrick - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Years ago I got to tour that German submarine at the museum in Chicago. Hard to imagine sailing around the world in such tight quarters. I once read a book by a Jewish emigrant who became a police official in Argentina or Brazil and claimed to have killed Josef Mengele. I remember seeing photos of him after his grave was discovered in Sao Paulo. He looked like a softball with the cover gone, placed next to a chicken bone. I never heard of Lola del Valle before. But it's known the Nazis had lots of collaborators in South America.
Old Man Ribber - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Rob - Interesting! An old joke: When a chef was asked what goes into "chili", he misunderstood and replied "A lot of Nazis on the run!". ;D
Hammerhead - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Rob- Shut Up, dude!!! HOW do you know so much about so many different topics??? Do you teach??? 5s!
Rob Arndt - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Hammer- no, LOL!!! I had an early advantage with my father's Intel work and his associates (key word)!!! Saw some things that most people never will and know lots of things about obscure things. Specialize in the Third Reich and weapons. Patrick- hell, try finding info on I.G. Farben's industrial spies NW-7!!! That's a huge group, not an individual!!! They secretly conspired with US occultists and arrange illegal technology swaps during the war and tried to bribe the US with German tech to save I.G. Farben. Argentina helped the Nazis just as Sweden, Switzerland, and Spain did throughout the war. There were all sorts of diplomatic immunity schemes and diplomatic pouch transfers and technology divided as well as stolen Reich assets that went missing...

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