-> "Invisible Muslim"
Original Song Title:
"Detachable Penis" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
(Sung to Detachable Penis - King Missile)
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
But I still had something to celebrate
Because I have a friend...
He is invisible...
He comes in handy a lot of the time
We have more handouts and free Health Care and such....
Or he will blame Bush for everything (a good thing)...
But lately when i go to parties and
The next morning, my backside is sore...
and my wallet has been emptied once again...
First I looked around my apartment
but my missing money wasn't there
So I called up the place where the party was
They were in the same bind I was...
I asked them to check the Daily Kos
because the truth of things was always there..
But not this time
The site only spoke about Change and how we should support it...
I called a few people who were at the party
But they had been mugged too..
I was becoming disparate
After all, it was the fault of the rich that things were this way...
I was going to help Occupy Wall Street
But I had to use what money I had left
to eat (George Bush was to blame)
After a few hours of smoking weed
And thinking only as much as I was allowed
I was starting to get rather annoyed
Bush was to blame for my sore ass and empty wallet...
Then as I walked down the street seeking others of my kind...
I had an epiphany regarding my mindset and paradigm..
Obama did say it was time for change...that was why
my wallet was empty
It took a few further savage blows
of a fiscal and economic nature....
before I charted a new course...
And decided to help myself...
I was now truly happy
though liberals still tell me
I have lost my way because I improved on my own lot.
They are the ones who have lost their way, though..
Never think the Invisible Muslim is your friend...
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