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Song Parodies -> "My Stepmom Thinks I'm Sexy"

Original Song Title:

"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kenny Chesney

Parody Song Title:

"My Stepmom Thinks I'm Sexy"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

mowing the lawn in the hot summer sun
walkin' out the door oh no here she comes
wearin' nothin' but a smile and she asks if I'd like some tea
I pretend not to hear so she struts on up
out onto her chest she empties out her cup
I know what she wants she ain't a-screwin' me

My Stepmom Thinks I'm Sexy Somehow I Turn Her On
she's always starin' at me when I play Donkey Kong
I'd like a little privacy but that's too much to ask
and she looks kinda crazy in her beauty mask
she's my father's wife and that's why this whole thing upsets me
My Stepmom Thinks I'm Sexy

I run back and forth 'til she's clear out of sight
then invite some friends to stay over the night
go up to my room sit down and turn the 360 on
she suddenly walks in and she asks what this is
she gets my friends to leave then she gives me a kiss
she just wants us to be alone when is dad coming home?

My Stepmom Thinks I'm Sexy Somehow I Turn Her On
she's always starin' at me when I play Donkey Kong
I'd like a little privacy but that's too much to ask
and she looks kinda crazy in her beauty mask
she's my father's wife and that's why this whole thing upsets me
My Stepmom Thinks I'm Sexy

well I remember when she wed my dad
she told me "I'll be the best mom you've ever had!"

My Stepmom Thinks I'm
My Stepmom Thinks I'm Sexy Somehow I Turn Her On
she's always starin' at me when I play Donkey Kong
I'd like a little privacy but that's too much to ask
and she looks kinda crazy in her beauty mask
she's my father's wife and that's why this whole thing upsets me
My Stepmom Thinks I'm Sexy
My Stepmom Thinks I'm Sexy
My Stepmom Thinks I'm Sexy
^ disturbing?

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Trashy Romance Novel Mocker - May 30, 2014 - Report this comment
Sounds like a Selena Kitt story.
Jonathan - May 30, 2014 - Report this comment
^ don't know who that is but thanks for the comment!
Leough - May 30, 2014 - Report this comment
555 - This struck me as the reverse of Stacy's Mom. I thought the beauty mask reference was funny. You could have worked more humor into this by varying the choruses.
Jonathan - May 30, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Leough!
Charley Rich Sezz - June 04, 2014 - Report this comment
"Mrs. Robinson" - SIMON + GARFUNKLE "Full On Kevin's Mom" - SOUNDGARDEN "CLASS" - motion picture from 1983 starring Jacqueline Bisset Lord George Gordon Byron laid with his stepsister. She said he was "mad, bad and dangerous to know". Any of these references ring a bell? I grew up in a neighborhood where these kind of shenanigans went on a lot.

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