-> "I Think That Arwen's Sexy"
Original Song Title:
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Think That Arwen's Sexy"
Parody Written by:
Kenny Chesney (no, not the singer)
The Lyrics
Marriage annulled so I'm out for some fun
That was just practice now I'll woo "the one"
With a bouquet full of flowers and three Middle Earth DVDs
Flexin all my muscles as I chop down a log
Ditch the toy poodle and get me a real dog
Just look at that nose, it's just cute as can be
I think that Arwen's sexy...for clumsy blondes I long
I doodle Arwen's sexy...the chorus for my next song
I'm kinda like Vin Diesel when I'm standing on a chair
I know she don't like backhair so I bathe in Nair
When I heard her sing, I don't think I knew what hit me
I think that Arwen's sexy
I'll pick her back up when she falls into a hole
I'll try not to laugh when she walks into a pole
Try to clean the stain from the shirt that she spilled grape juice on
Sing her funny songs, on my tv special live
I'll beat up little punks if they don't give her fives
Inhale seven more Tic-Tacs, before I reach her home
I think Arwen's sexy...for clumsy blondes I long
Someday I hope she lets me...visit her dad and her mom
Protect her from the vampires descending on her lair
You might think Love Bites, but I just don't care
When she spills her food, I hope she gets saucy with me
I think that Arwen's sexy
Well she ain't into bugs or bees that sting
If Renee don't take it all then I'll buy that ring
I think that Arwen--
I think that Arwen's sexy...for clumsy blondes I long
I doodle Arwen's sexy...the chorus for my next song
Don't matter if I'm hungry I won't eat her bartlett pears
I'd even cut out porn to show how much I care
Now you all know why that Renee Zell-weger left me
I think that Arwen's sexy
I think that Arwen's sexy
I think that Arwen's sexy
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