Song Parodies -> Constipation
| Original Song Title: | "Constant Craving" |
| Original Performer: | K.D. Lang |
| Parody Song Title: | "Constipation" |
| Parody Written by: | Composer-conductor |
Three days sitting in the loo
Forcing out the poo
Ate lots of those fibre foods
Progress' not been good
CHORUS
Constipation
Has always been
Think I'm poisoned deep inside
Waste choking the pipe
Take meals that are ultra light
Don't add to my plight
To CHORUS
Patient
Uh-huh
Constipation
Has always been
Must wait for it
Come naturally
But when is it?
Forcing out the poo
Ate lots of those fibre foods
Progress' not been good
CHORUS
Constipation
Has always been
Think I'm poisoned deep inside
Waste choking the pipe
Take meals that are ultra light
Don't add to my plight
To CHORUS
Patient
Uh-huh
Constipation
Has always been
Must wait for it
Come naturally
But when is it?
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I think the person who voted 511 for you here (not me...I haven't voted on any of yours yet) was put off that you didn't bother doing the 2nd verse. I think the pacing on this was fine, too, better than the others of yours I read.
Actually, I think the person who voted 5-1-1 was someone who recognized that this parody was well-paced, but didn't like the content. I assure you it wasn't me.
It might have been a certain "anti-poo" parody voter also...although that's mere speculation...or maybe a different voter, but also someone with a poo-aversion bordering on obsessive...
Welcome to Amiright, Composer-conductor. Some Person is correct more than likely that this got a 511 for being "toilet humor". Atleast whomever voted it respected the pacing ( wasn't me who voted, again I cannot remember this song to vote it at all ). In case you don't get to the link on the other parody, here it is again:
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,10527.0.html
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