[Archie Andrews]: "Did you hear that, Elizabeth?"
[Betty Cooper]: "Here comes the big one!"

It's a Saturday Night in Hell, everybody's going to think that change is bad
It's a Saturday Night in Hell, somebody's gonna try to feel mighty glad
It's a Saturday Night in Hell, people pray for Satan instead of God
It's a Saturday Night in Hell, they meet the eye and even out the odds

The party's so reckless you'll "carpe diem" with
Doesn't matter if your name was Devin or Meredith
Don't have to face your final destiny
In the 12th year of the 21st century
Life gets better when you're under the ground
When it comes to the burning of surface towns
All the dark spirits from past and present
Will run the tantrum once and for all again

You... serve Lucifer and put... your politeness aside
If... you have bad relatives... in your family, you will take revenge over them

It's a Saturday Night in Hell, three numbers make up the mark of the beast
It's a Saturday Night in Hell, no matter where you live, west or east
It's a Saturday Night in Hell, the whole overworld's under an attack
It's a Saturday Night in Hell, face despair for now, choose your path, surrender and join the pack, raise hell
What a Saturday Night