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Song Parodies -> "Popsicle Road"

Original Song Title:

"Hearts Are Gonna Roll"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Van Zant

Parody Song Title:

"Popsicle Road"

Parody Written by:

Michael Hack

The Lyrics

When I was younger, I swang on the tire swing at E.C. Smith Park in Dixon, Illinois with my momma.
Whoa...Popsicle Road
Whoa...Popsicle Road

The place is freezin', the food is so cold
Our hungry eyes connect through the cold
I watch you eatin', goin' out of the fridge
I'm all tied up, but I'm about to unwind
We could freeze all night, or slip away
But ice cream's gonna getcha baby set you free
Baby you just wait and see

Whoa...Popsicle Road...baby
Whoa...Popsicle Road...yea
I eat your lovin', I eat your love, give you popsicles

No gettin' 'round it there's nowhere to thaw
No one's gonna freeze you treat you so raw
So powerful so come on baby let it freeze
We can eat all night, or slip away
But ice cream's gonna getcha baby set you free
Baby you just wait and see

Whoa...Popsicle Road...yea they are
Whoa...Popsicle Road...come on baby
Whoa...Popsicle Road...yea
I eat your lovin', I eat your love
Give me popsicles baby
Give me your dessert, give me desserts
Girl I'll give you popsicles, every single popsicles

We can't pretend it don't exist
There's no need to thaw and wonder why
Trust me now, baby you'll find out
Girl it's just as real, just as real as you and I
Frozen this time...
Down on Popsicle Rd.

Oh come eat popsicles with me baby
Let me see what you got huh
I need to eat your popsicle hey

Ohhh...Popsicle Road...come on baby
Whoa...Popsicle Road...oh yea
We can freeze all night or slip away (Popsicle Rd.)
I eat your lovin' baby give me desserts yea
Eat all night or slip away, but ice cream's gonna get ya
Come on baby give me what I need
Give me all your desserts girl (Popsicle Rd.)
Come on baby every night (Popsicle Rd.)
Freeze all night or slip away yea yea yea yea yea
Eat all night or slip away
Popsi--Popsi--Popsicle Road

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