-> "I've Seen Every Car, Too"
Original Song Title:
"I've Been Everywhere"
Parody Song Title:
"I've Seen Every Car, Too"
The Lyrics
I was driving my rig along the big brand new shiny Auto Row
When along came a guy whom I saw checkin' out my new car load
Said, "You going the way to Porsche? Yeah, you can ride with me,"
So he climbed into my cab and then he sat down on the seat
I asked what sort of cars he knows; he put on some ol' act
And I said, "Mister, I've seen more cars than you, and that's a fact!"
I've seen every car, man
I've seen every car, man
You think that you're on par, man
The automotive czar, man
I've seen the normal and bizarre, man
I've seen every car
I've seen the:
Monza
Leganza
Honda
Mini Cooper
Rodeo
Picanto
Rondo
'Suzu Trooper
Cressida
Tuscan
Fulvia
Vauxhall Cresta
Manta
Panama*
Anglia
Ford Fiesta
RAV4
Eleanor
Matador
Aviator
Gladiator
Navigator
'Liminator
I'm no hater
I've had cars not start, man
Gotten stuck in tar, man
Seen both K.I.T.T. and K.A.R.R., man
I drove an XLR, man
Once tried to buy a pre-owned Smart, man
I've seen every car
I've seen the:
Austin
Charleston**
Veyron
Linc' Continental
Series One
Ruxton
Lincoln
Camper Special
Monterey***
Renegade
Santa Fe****
Barracuda
Yukon
Tucson
Marathon
Vista Cruiser
Hennessey
Odyssey
EXP
Caravan
Ram Van
EuroVan
Supervan
And Touran
I've seen cars get chopped, man
Stolen from the shops, man
Chased down by the cops, man
And crashed 'cause they don't stop, man
I've seen 'em flipped on their tops, man
I've seen every car
I've seen the:
Riley Elf
Beauville
Deauville
Gran Torino
Silhouette
Coronet
Chevy 'Vette
El Camino
Fleetwood
Blackwood
Hollywood
Trans Sport
Kodiak
Bustleback
Frontenac
Rally Sport
Dynaflow
Monaco
Talladega
Ac' Integra
Olds Omega
Cosworth Vega
Ain't gonna beg [ya]
I've seen old Escorts, man
Cars with iPod ports, man
Duesenbergs and Cords, man
From all across the board, man
Celebrity Eurosport, man
I've seen every car
I've seen the:
Alpine
Customline
'Conoline
Coronado
Styleline
Crestline
Fleetline
Toronado
Fabia
Altima
Maxima
Kia Spectra
Tesla
Impreza
Altezza
Opel Vectra
MR2
Daihatsu
Renault Kangoo
Super Duty
Black Beauty
Mitsubishi
D-50
Ford Th!nk City
I've seen cars in art, man
Restaurants and bars, man
Owned a Ford Windstar, man
I've seen all the Mopars, man
Cruised on Wilshire Boulevard, man
I've seen every car
I've seen every car...
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* Packard Panama Clipper
** Citroen 2CV Charleston
*** Mercury Monterey
**** Hyundai Santa Fe
Confused about any others? Ask and ye shall receive.
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