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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Engrish Song"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Limit"

Original Performer:

John Desire

Parody Song Title:

"Crazy Engrish Song"

Parody Written by:

Xyzyx

The Lyrics

A parody of John Desire's "Hot Limit." First truly reached American shores in the game "DanceDanceRevolution 5th MIX" or DDR as it's known to its fans. The original song is ripe with "engrish," insane grammar, and a hard to hear singer, making nearly any interpretation possible.
I heard this song
it makes no sense
gives you migraines
he speaks engrish
made a crazy techno song, DDR

John sits at home one night
trys to make a song that's nice
can't seem to understand this language
made a tape and showed it off
Konami dropped by
put it in a DDR and people played

someone please tell me what this nut's singing
can't he speak the english language
it doesn't matter at all in the end
video game called DDR
it's everywhere

some one turn it off
this song makes no sense to me
mysterious lyric sheet gives me headaches
John Desire
should stick to his native tongue
made a crazy techno song, DDR

I heard this song
Konami heard it
put it in their latest game
crazy engrish song they put in DDR

everywhere I go it seems
John is blaring out at me
his song is slowly destroying my mind
cannot run, I cannot hide
gamers play another round
I must get out of here while I can still think

This song just simply cannot be for real
gotta be a joke on candid camera
that's it I can't hear this any more
who wants to play King of Fighters 98

some one turn it off
this song makes no sense to me
mysterious lyric sheet gives me headaches
John Desire
should stick to his native tongue
made a crazy techno song, DDR

I heard this song
it makes no sense, none at all
written in Taiwan by a drunken DJ
Konami heard it
put it in their latest game
crazy engrish song they put in DDR

I heard this song
it makes no sense
one more crazy techno song from DDR

(eof)

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Olvan The Terrible - April 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny! You should check this out for some interpretations of the song: http://hecatomb-online.tripod.com/lyrics/hotlimit.html and also the Flash movie "We Drink Ritalin" by Robinson Wilburn.
MASA - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
this is stupid. it sound nothing like song. he is better singer than you. if you want see engrish please viewing of my website!!! www.geocities.com/australiahater/main.html

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