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Song Parodies -> "Ordinary Wizarding Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Ordinary Average Guy"

Original Performer:

Joe Walsh

Parody Song Title:

"Ordinary Wizarding Guy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Harry Potter. What can be said about Harry Potter that hasn't already been said? ... nothing.,br. But did you know there are hundreds of students at that school who will never have exciting adventures, never meet the Dark Lord face to.... whatever, in fact will never do anything out of the ordinary?
Well now you do.
I’m just an ordinary wizarding guy
My friends all use magic
And so do I
We’re just ordinary wizarding guys

We all lead ordinary wizarding lives
There’s schooling at Hogwarts
Well, sometimes we skive
We don’t use magic in spectacular ways
Always quite proper
Do what teacher says
We’re just ordinary wizarding guys
Ordinary wizarding guys

And every Saturday we go to Hogsmeade
We never play Quidditch
No daring deeds
We don’t use ordinary objects that well
We can’t use door handles
Get in by spell
We’re just ordinary wizarding guys
Ordinary wizarding guys

[Musical Interlude]

Ordinary wizarding guy
Riding broomstick up in the sky
Ordinary wizarding guy
Ordinary wizarding, it’s our thing, guy

Ordinary wizarding guy
Digon ally is where I buy
Ordinary wizarding guy
Ordinary wizarding, wand swinging, spell flinging, guy

Ordinary wizarding guy
Pure blood mania, no, not I
Ordinary wizarding guy…

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