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Song Parodies -> "Culinary Novice Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Ordinary Average Guy"

Original Performer:

Joe Walsh

Parody Song Title:

"Culinary Novice Guy"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I'm just an culinary novice guy
My friends still like cooking
And so am I
We're still culinary novice guys

We had a culinary novice day
All kitchen work,no kitchen play
We all go cooking up the wholesome food
Spicing them up with attitude
We're just culinary novice guys,culinary novice guys

And every weekend I work at Romano's
Macaroni Grill,come and go
One of my workers work at Olive Garden
Another one works at Hooters,cretin
We're just culinary novice guys
Culinary novice guys

Culinary novice guys
Culinary novice guys
Culinary novice guys
Culinary novice novice guys

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