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Song Parodies -> "On the Bus"

Original Song Title:

"One of Us"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joan Osborne

Parody Song Title:

"On the Bus"

Parody Written by:

Eleyan Di Palma

The Lyrics

Mirrors Bad childhood experience being forced to eat incredibly bad tasting food, and trying to hide it. I couldn't find my original version, so I had to do a rewrite. Hope it makes you smile. Cheers.
ON THE BUS (WHAT IF COD WAS....)

If Cod was human, we could bitch-slap it
Would you take it to your grave
If forced to eat it,
Smelly Smoke Cod and sauce.......
What would you say
If you had just one session?

And yeah, yeah, push it dow-own the grate
Yeah yeah, stick it under your plate
Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah YUK!!

What if Cod was on the Bus
Sneaking into your lunch box
On a plate in front of us
On the table at home?

If Cod had a face, what would it look like
And would you want to kiss it
If you were faced with it and all it’s stinki-ness
If you just knew that it was
Not for eating

And yeah, yeah, don’t you mistake it
Yeah, yeah, wait, can I date it?
Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah YUK!!

What if Cod was on the Bus
Sneaking into your lunch box
On a plate in front of us
On the table at home?


“Well you just go up to your Room !!”
(I think I’ll stay up there ‘til June)

Get Human Rights League on the phone......
Don’t leave me here with fish alone.
(Copyright ) Eleyan Di Palma 1996 Parody lyrics changes only of course

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Phil N - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Cool! Much better than the original

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