Strollin’ one night
Just chillaxin’
Smoking’ a joint
No crack smackin’

Saw some lights
Up in da sky
Movin’ real crazy
I wondered why?

Grabbed my cell
Tryin’ to grab that image
But it don’t come out well
Capture came out dimly

Now where’s my homies?
Gotta tell someone
Probably in the crib
Playin’ X-Box wit guns

Call the cops or military?
Report a UFO?
Man, that shit’s crazy
They’d think I was on blow
… some early Xmas snow!

Nah, I kept it a secret
Grabbed some beer from the fridge
Looked out ma window
A light up on the ridge

Hell, I’m just living real in the burbs
Nobody cares what I seen or heard
Talkin’ like a madman
I be soundin’ absurd

Well, I went into da bathroom
Gonna take me a shower
Heard some helicopter noise
And then a burst of firepower

Ran outside
The ridge was smokin’
The hood actin’ like fools
No, I ain’t jokin’

Could it be?
This an alien invasion?
Must be for real
No Mexicans nor Asians!!!

Turned on CNN
Emergency Broadcast Station
White folks lost their minds
Now dat the spacemen had landed

But shit, no matter
Don’t mean nuthin’ to me
Payback’s a bitch
For slavery and incivility
I just smoked me some weed!