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Song Parodies -> "I'll Make A Girl Out Of You"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Make A Man Out Of You"

Original Performer:

Jerry Goldsmith and David Zippel

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Make A Girl Out Of You"

Parody Written by:

Kim West

The Lyrics

Let's get down to frilliness
And let's have some fun.
Did they send burly men
When I asked for girls?
You're the meanest bunch
I ever met.
But you can BET
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a girl
out of you!

Find your very essence.
Feel the girl within.
Once you find your cleavage.
You are sure to smile.
You have hips, a bosom,
and shapely legs.
But you still haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll, make a girl
out of you!

(Ronnie)
I must take small steps
and shish my rear.

(Elizabeth)
Always say pretty please,
thank you, and curtsy.

(Hillary)
Girl, I was a fool in school
for cutting ballet.

(Holly)
Kim West got 'em
giggling to death.

(Becky)
I see Ronnie is cheerleading.

(Jackie)
Now I really wish that I
knew how to wear a bra!.

(Be a girl)
We must swish with
our curvaceous bodies.
(Be a girl)
With all the femininity
of a great vixen.
(Be a girl)
With all of the sensuality
of a smoldering fire.
Mysterious as all
women can really be!

The spell is changing all of you,
but that's no real surprise.
So don't go into the men's room
if I were you.
You're a girly girl now.
So it's make up, nail polish,
And jewelry for you.
Now, that I've made a girl
out of you.

(Be a girl)
We must swish with
our curvaceous bodies.
(Be a girl)
With all the femininity
of a great vixen.
(Be a girl)
With all of the sensuality
of a smoldering fire
Mysterious as all
women can really be!

(BE A GIRL)
WE MUST SWISH WITH
OUR CURVACEOUS BODIES.
(BE A GIRL)
WITH ALL THE FEMININITY
OF A GREAT VIXEN.
(BE A GIRL)
WITH ALL OF THE SENSUALITY
OF A SMOLDERING FIRE
MYSERIOUS AS
ALL WOMEN CAN REALLY BE


Kim West

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