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Song Parodies -> "Big Dippin'"

Original Song Title:

"Big Pimpin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"Big Dippin'"

Parody Written by:

M.S.G

The Lyrics

You know I flip em, dip em, love em, save em
And then I Come and eat them
Take em out the bag, chips are looking good
But I don't ever share em
First time I taste, I'm thinkin
Talking bout, my Torengos
I be dippin in every sense of the word (BEEP)
Better taste than just waste them

In the can's where I keep em
when I'm in a rut, when I need to fill my gut
then It's BEEP BEEP and I'm pickin them up
Let my girl put the salsa on top
many guys wanna eat the chips from a cup
buy in bulk and then split the bucks
just because you first dibs I'm a let you
let you be salsin it up

Man, I eat with my hands, ya'll use napkins
me fed my chips to my woman
watchin TV, never nappin
i'll be forever snacking
drink's cold as a glacier i got no hobbies
and i got no salsa
and i hate waiting
Hoe bring those bags in herre

and lets Di-i-i-i-i-ip, eat em up now
Di-i-i-i-i-ip, yeah
now Di-i-i-i-i-ip, eat em up now
Di-i-i-i-i-ip, yeah

(chorus 1)
we singing, big dippin, we dippin with cheese
eat them up now
big dippin with G-L-A-D
we doin big dippin herre with M.S.G
you don't ever get MAD, you get GLAD
yo yo yo big dippin dippin with cheese
we be big dippin with GLAD
we doin big dippin herre with M.S.G
you don't ever get MAD, you get GLAD

Sandi- it's the big Eastern Pimp Congressional
coming straight from San Francis-cio
makes a mil' off of Sim City, yo
So just sit back and peep my Scen-ar-io
oops my bad that's not intentional
No i can't pluck a chicken, yo
now everytime, every place, every where I go
girls start pointing and say, "there he go!!"

now these Cambodians know i eat more rice than a little bit
i don't fry it out over open flames
and if you catch a fly when i say, "only with a pair of chopsticks"
go play some pool you ignorant SOB and go learn some dance moves
don't be surprised if your girl stays with me
and you catch us doing it in your bed

using R-Y-U and Ha-Do-Ken you just can't block it
but if you lose this one more match i get to drive your Honda
just give in
you have to feel like you've got two pairs of clothes on
now get your a** back as i'm flying down the track
Disneyland lets me sport my fro on

we gon sit in the front seat
thats the ride that be throwing my TABS off
aint that the track that we race on
but when (BEEP) get hot then the clock start tickin like popcorn
Winnie the Pooh drunk like Tigger-man
Fo' real i dont get no bigger man
dont trip, lets flip get thrown from my flip
got beat by the M.F. Salty Man, foo'

(Chorus 2)
we are big dippin with plenty of cheese
we be big dippin with GLAD
we be big dippin herre with M.S.G
you don't ever get MAD, you get GLAD
cuz we be big dippin with plenty of cheese
and we be big dippin with GLAD
cus we be big dippin herre with M.S.G
you don't ever get MAD, you get GLAD, buddy

eatin rice, opium, drinking wine from in my yard
my new car got leather and suede and the drop-top hood i bought it new
alll my asians wanna ball, date the broads at the mall
if i'm up the opponent's down, just because i beat them down
if i wasn't rappin, Sandi i would still be saving money
drinking sake, sippin daily, all work until i get paidly
Uh, do you got rice with my asian boys
riding round in lowered toys, farming grains and making noise

(Chorus 2)

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