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Song Parodies -> "Any Food Will Do"

Original Song Title:

"Any Dream Will Do"

Original Performer:

Jason Donavon

Parody Song Title:

"Any Food Will Do"

Parody Written by:

Tomario

The Lyrics

the joys of eating
i chose my pies,and then i eat them
but i'm not certain what it is i chew
oh by the way,some sauce is seeping
it's well worth keeping
gonna make a stew

i'm just a bloke (he's just a bloke) who don't stop whining
not when i'm dining,eating all menu
i love a feast (the greedy beast) my jaw is aching
and my wind is breaking
and it's steaming too !

a mass of crumbs,i'm such a sight
my moss bross coat is now off white
gravys perfect i must con-fess
i've put on a stone !

when i return (when he returns) i may be grinning
i want more trimmings,it's a dream come true
the wife and i (she has one eye) we don't like waiting
like masticating
any food venue

any cheese fon-due ?

i'm short on funds,my cash is light
i grab my coat run out of sight
the coppers come in i'm in harness
wife goes home alone !

may i be firm (like howard stern) and go slimming
my thighs need trimming,and my chins do too
the wife and i (with one good eye) we are still dating
still badger baiting

any food will do(any cream? any cream?any cream?)

even kan-ger-roo !(it's so mean,it's so mean,it's so mean)

god i want a pooh !(anal cream,anal cream,anal cream)







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Stuart McArthur - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(decath10) is this from "Technicolor Dreamcoat" tomario? I haven't seen it or know the music, but it's the only musical I know that Jason Donovan did - after being dumped by Kylie and this, it was pretty much downhill from there for him - some nice lines, although I didn't really get it - 555 on trust though
Matthias - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I haven't seen the musical... And it was a tad confusing, but not bad. Not that bad at all
Kristof Robertson - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC10) Some strange ideas you've thrown together, tomario...badger baiting?? ;-) Odd, but fun. 555
bobpiecheese - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 10) That was rather odd, but very well paced.
Johnny D - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC) Heh heh, I could stand to drop a few stone, myself!
Arwen - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...as I said on the original entry thread, tomario, I love Love LOVE the OS...and that alone gets you high points from me. I thought this was solid though...and I loved the one eyed wife. Very nice!
Josh 2 - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Your Master-whating?????????????????????????????????????? :
tomario - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
lol ! josh 2 you are a one !

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