-> "Any Food Will Do"
Original Song Title:
"Any Dream Will Do"
Parody Song Title:
"Any Food Will Do"
i chose my pies,and then i eat them
but i'm not certain what it is i chew
oh by the way,some sauce is seeping
it's well worth keeping
gonna make a stew
i'm just a bloke (he's just a bloke) who don't stop whining
not when i'm dining,eating all menu
i love a feast (the greedy beast) my jaw is aching
and my wind is breaking
and it's steaming too !
a mass of crumbs,i'm such a sight
my moss bross coat is now off white
gravys perfect i must con-fess
i've put on a stone !
when i return (when he returns) i may be grinning
i want more trimmings,it's a dream come true
the wife and i (she has one eye) we don't like waiting
any food venue
any cheese fon-due ?
i'm short on funds,my cash is light
i grab my coat run out of sight
the coppers come in i'm in harness
wife goes home alone !
may i be firm (like howard stern) and go slimming
my thighs need trimming,and my chins do too
the wife and i (with one good eye) we are still dating
still badger baiting
any food will do(any cream? any cream?any cream?)
even kan-ger-roo !(it's so mean,it's so mean,it's so mean)
god i want a pooh !(anal cream,anal cream,anal cream)
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