Song Parodies -> Honda Accord
| Original Song Title: | "Mecedes Bendz" |
| Original Performer: | Janis Joplin |
| Parody Song Title: | "Honda Accord" |
| Parody Written by: | H. D. R. |
Then, in BC, it was the insurance, (ICBC) today, everywere, it's most likely gas. Oh well, hope you like it.
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Honda Accord
Insurance for Mercedes I just can’t afford
If I drove a Porsche I’d still be ignored
So Lord, won’t you buy me a Honda Accord
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me some breast implants
The ones that you gave me just jiggle when I dance
If doctors can make mountains outa’ hills made for ants
So Lord, won’t you buy me some breast implants
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a good lookin’ male
My boy friend is lazy and big as a whale
He spends all my money when he’s not in jail
So Lord, won’t you buy me a good lookin’ male
Everybody!
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Honda Accord
Insurance for Mercedes, I just can’t afford
My V W's held together with 2 big bungie cords
So Lord, won’t you buy me a Honda Accord
Insurance for Mercedes I just can’t afford
If I drove a Porsche I’d still be ignored
So Lord, won’t you buy me a Honda Accord
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me some breast implants
The ones that you gave me just jiggle when I dance
If doctors can make mountains outa’ hills made for ants
So Lord, won’t you buy me some breast implants
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a good lookin’ male
My boy friend is lazy and big as a whale
He spends all my money when he’s not in jail
So Lord, won’t you buy me a good lookin’ male
Everybody!
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Honda Accord
Insurance for Mercedes, I just can’t afford
My V W's held together with 2 big bungie cords
So Lord, won’t you buy me a Honda Accord
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You would not be ignored in an Accord, but you would be in a Camry. Excellent job
Lots of funny lines here! 555
Sir, this is quite good. I was at an Oldies Car Show this weekend: the 1959's were outstanding: orange Pontiac, red Chyrsler Imperial, Pink Cadillac. Great show ! They even had 30's & 40's airplanes that fly low & noisey!
Many great lines.
Got quite a few chuckles out of this one!
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