-> "McCain Says"
Original Song Title:
"Jane Says"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"McCain Says"
The Lyrics
McCain Says
I like the surge, although
It’s still not safe in Baghdad
He lied
No, wait, just “misspoke”
When he said that it’s sa-afe there
Then when he went back again
Said I’ll stake my campaign on it
That’s right, our surge succeeded
We will not be defeated
Will be no retreating
McCain says
I think we should bomb Iran
I sang that song about it
You know
From three decades ago
But way back then man
It was about hostages
McCain says
That we have got to stay
Hundred years if it’s a day
We gotta beat al-Qaeda
We cannot be afraid-a
Must win this crusade-a
He looks mad
Not exactly spry
And the right wing thought
He’s just sh*t!
He ain’t got no charm
(like Ross Perot)
But he won, luck would have it
McCain goes
“You’re a f**king jerk!”
When yelling at Chuck Grassley*
He hates
The gooks** in Vietnam
Because they tortured him in prison
McCain says
I ain’t no Lib’ral Dove
I don’t know much ‘bout biz-
ness, but I know that war is wretched
So lets get all those rag-heads
And take them ‘hind the wood-shed
He looks mad
Not exactly spry
And the right wing thought
He’s just sh*t!
He ain’t got no charm
(like Ross Perot)
But he won, luck would have it
McCain says
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