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Song Parodies -> "A Beautiful Song"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"A Beautiful Song"

Parody Written by:

Kim Grazulis

The Lyrics

A parody inspired by a random thing my brother said ("My knife is brilliant") and that comments on all the ridiculous things that can be purchased via the home shopping network.
My knives are brilliant

My knives are brilliant
They gleam, they shine
They're so effective
They cut through vines

I saw them on the TV
They were being advertised
Only 90 bucks for the whole set
For a limited time

They're beautiful
They're beautiful
They're beautiful, It's true

I ordered them
From the HSN
And because I called so soon
I received a set of spoons

Yes, they caught my eye
When some perky guy
Said I had to have them
So I did comply
And I do think
That I'll tune in again
But I'll buy something different
Like some collector pens

They're beautiful
They're beautiful
They're beautiful, it's true

I watch those shows
And I have to know
Can I pay with cash or check
To buy a table for my deck?

[Random la la la's]

It's beautiful
It's beautiful
It's beautiful, that's true

I'll have to use my phone
To call up that show
Because I really need almond shampoo

And if I ever need more, then
I'll just watch the HSN

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   2

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John Barry - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Earlier today, I suffered the ultimate torture: Having my teeth cleaned with Blunt's whiny song in the background. Yours is much better. 555
Red Ant - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Pacing's a bit off, but I DGAF; all parodies of this song are getting 5s from me from now on.

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